Wednesday 17th September Bunker v Chips chicken legs

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Shall one book for this time slot again?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

You'll be all gavin strachan-like, playing with broken bones n stuff.

ptbap · **Posted:** Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:20 pm

Book away Philip!

I'm in.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Well seggers is back so he can replace dunny.

Kev will you bring jason again?

Back page of the mail today...

DUNN N DUSTED!

Bunker left reeling as veteren striker and journeyman Philip 'music man' Dunn is ruled out of next Wednesdays bunker 5-a-side.

Dunn, 29, has been called up for international duty.

Bunker care-taker gaffer Phil Wanley, 18, had this to say "Well ya narrr dunny is a cracking lad and a great player, he's a big voice in the dressing room and his experience is vital yaaa narrrr, it's a good job that seggers is back from his gay pride festival or we would really struggle."

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:58 am

I should be right for next week like.

Had to go home from work yesterday cos couldn't stop puking but that seems to have passed and just left me full of snot.

ptbap · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:36 am

I can't make it next Wednesday sadx

We've got a supplier coming up and I'm in the meeting and then been asked to go out for a meal with them to smooze!

I'll still ask Jason if he's needed though.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

He should be needed yes as your replacement...

Back page of the mail tomorrow...

KEV KO!

In one of the worst weeks in Bunker FC's history star striker Kev Williams, 29, of Milbank Road has been ruled out of this weeks bunker 5-a-side at the mill house ground.

Williams, unemployed father of 4, is also away on international duty.

Caretaker manager Phil Wanley, 17, had this to say "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit."

ptbap · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:50 am

Pencil Jason in for next Wednesday night as my replacement, he's confirmed but needs to double check when he gets home!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

We'll have 6 easy

Me
Seggers
Ripper
Jason
Billingham 1 or 2

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:24 pm

chip fireball wrote:

who is ripper ?

another ringer

Yes.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid. :laugh:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

He looks like an old potsy off happy days

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:37 pm

Yubep wrote:

He looks like an old potsy off happy days

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

How many have you got so far then?

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Where and what time?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

i have not forgotten at all mr chip

usual times and places

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:53 am

Yubep wrote:

i have not forgotten at all mr chip

usual times and places

Millhouse at 9?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

indeed

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Whats the roll call for this week then?

Me
Ripper
Tax payer
Jason?
Billinghams?

Any of the regulars from yesteryear back yet...

kitch1987 · **Joined:** Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:23 pm **Posts:** 272

ill be watching from the balcony get a good birdseye view while my badly bruised foot is resting

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

The rumours are kitch that your backing out cos tax paying poolie is back from holiday, has shed a stone and is ready to do you all over.

Just a rumour like.

Reporters stopped chip in the street earlier to ask him about it and he said no comment, so it's obviously true.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Didn't think it was that physical like.

Don't tell me your star striker is mo?

kitch1987 · **Joined:** Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:23 pm **Posts:** 272

i will confirm ill be able to get back in action next week after a series of 1 hour sessions a day in the oxygen chamber to speed up my recovery and the tax paying poolies dramatic loss in weight will be nothing compared to the slick 1-2s and pass and move football of chips youth team :grin:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:17 pm

chip fireball wrote:

we will see what mr tax makes of him. :wink:

Mincemeat.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:26 pm

chip fireball wrote:

somehow i very much doubt that. :wink:

Good job I'm back this week then. :wink:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:25 am

chip fireball wrote:

was mr taxpayer there in a spectating role only this evening ?

You mean like your forwards?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:20 pm

chip fireball wrote:

our finishing was shocking. even despite that we were 6-4 up and cruising with 15 minutes to go when i made the huge mistake of taking myself off and giving a young lad a run out.

So to cut through the shite you're basically saying that we were fitter than you and it was everybody else's fault but yours. rolfl

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I agree, school boy error

have them up crimdon dene at 6am daily from now till the day they die

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

chip fireball wrote:

was mr taxpayer there in a spectating role only this evening ?

is that the best you can do?

I magically opened the scoring and then left the field with scores even and then returned for the last half hour a goal down. When it was obvious we needed a change of personnel I took place in goal and that's when I became a spectator..... :laugh:

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