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 Post subject: Mullers Fruit Corners
PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:37 pm 
Tasty or what??

My favourite is peach and apricot. Second favourite flavour is lager and cockle!! :oops: :grin:


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:59 pm 
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Song used in the advert is the best part for me :grin: :grin:

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:04 pm 
What is it??

Not this one is it??:

I love a good bum on a woman, it makes my day.
To me it is palpable proof of God's existence, a posteriori.
Also I love breasts and arms and ankles, elbows, knees;
It's the tongue, the tongue, the tongue on a woman that spoils the job for me.
Please understand I respect and admire the frailer sex
And I honour them every bit as much as the next misogynist.
But give some women the ghost of a chance to talk and thereupon
They go on again, on again, on again, on again, on again, on again, on.

I fell in love with a woman with wonderful thighs and hips
And a sensational belly. I just never noticed her lips were always moving.
Only when we got to the altar and she had to say "I do"
And she folded her arms and gathered herself and took in a breath and I knew
She could have gone on again, on again, on again till the entire
Congregation passed out and the vicar passed on and the choirboys passed through puberty.
At the reception I gloomily noted her family's jubilant mood,
Their maniacal laughter and their ghastly gratitude.

She talks to me when I go for a shave or a sleep or a swim.
She talks to me on a Sunday when I go singing hymns and drinking heavily.
When I go mending my chimney pot she's down there in the street,
And at ninety-five on my motorbike she's on the pillion seat
Wittering on again, on again, on and again and again.
When I'm eating or drinking or reading or thinking or when I'm saying my rosary.
She will never stop talking to me; she is one of those women who
Will never use three or four words when a couple of thousand will easily do!

She also talks without stopping to me in our bed of a night;
Throughout the sweetest of our intimate delights she never gives over.
Not even stopping while we go hammer and tongs towards the peak -
Except maybe for a sigh and a groan and one perfunctory shriek.
Then she goes on again, on again, on again on and I must
Assume that she has never noticed that she's just been interrupted.
Totally unruffled she is, and as far as I can see
I might just as well have been posting a letter or stirring up the tea!

She will not take a hint, not once she's made a start.
I can yawn or belch or bleed or faint or fart - she'll not drop a syllable.
I could stand in front of her grimly sharpening up an axe,
I could sprinkle her with paraffin, and ask her for a match -
She'd just go on again, on again, on again even more.
The hind leg of a donkey is peanuts for her, she can bore the balls off a buffalo.
"Mother of God," I cried one day, "Oh, let your kingdom come
"And in the meantime, Mother, could you strike this bugger dumb?"

Well, believe it or not, she appeared to me then and there:
The Blessed Virgin herself, in answer to my prayer, despite the vulgarity,
Shimmering softly, dressed in blue and holding up a hand.
I cocked a pious ear as the Mother of God began.
Well she went on again, on again, on again, on, and I
Will have to state how very much I sympathise with the rest of the family.
Give some women the ghost of a chance to talk and thereupon
They go on again, on again, on again, on again,
And again, and again, and again, and again
They will go on again, on again, on again, on again, on again, on again, on.


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but i likes them there fruit corners - strawberry

also likes them rum and raisin crunchy one

and the yog light cherry bakewell ones

they may be krauts but they do do good yogs

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 Post subject: Re: Mullers Fruit Corners
PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:35 am 
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Pooliekev wrote:
Tasty or what??

My favourite is peach and apricot.


I'm hearing you, brother!

Although I'm impressed with their American Tastes range too - New England Banoffee Pie. Mmmmmm.

Didn't like them Yogz though. Fucking awful. Sugar strands comprised of99% e numbers


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what about the muller rice then? Apple muller rice is cushty (after a hot shot parmo with chips and salad)


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Pflegm with fruit in it ! :shock:


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I like "Yeo Valley Organic Yoghurts" they are proper delightful


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Yeo Valley? I prefer Low Valley, as in, "Here missus, you've got a Low Valley pair of tits"!!!!


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top set? FFS can't we say T-I-TS???


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only with pro-active live bacteria in it


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I'm eating a Blueberry Fruit corner now.

My favourites are Blueberry and Chery.

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