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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Decomposition (or spoilage) refers to the reduction of the body of a formerly living organism into simpler forms of matter. The body of a living organism begins to decompose (as part of a succession) shortly after death. Such decomposition can be categorized by two stages: In the first stage, it is limited to the production of vapors. In the second stage, liquid materials form and the flesh or plant matter begins to decompose. The science which studies such decomposition generally is called taphonomy. Historically, the progression of decomposition of a living organism has been described as taking place in four stages: fresh (autolysis), bloat (putrefaction), decay (putrefaction and carnivores) and dry (diagenesis).

Environmental conditions affect decomposition. A body that is exposed to air will decompose more quickly and exhibit more insect activity. A buried body will decompose eight times slower than a body exposed to air. This is due in part to limited insect activity and possibly lower temperatures. Likewise a body submerged in water decomposes at half the rate of an exposed body. The rate of decomposition depends on the temperature of the water. Cold water slows decomposition and warm water causes faster decomposition. The body is also shielded from insect activity as long as it is submerged

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decomposition

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:33 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Decomposition (or spoilage) refers to the reduction of the body of a formerly living organism into simpler forms of matter. The body of a living organism begins to decompose (as part of a succession) shortly after death. Such decomposition can be categorized by two stages: In the first stage, it is limited to the production of vapors. In the second stage, liquid materials form and the flesh or plant matter begins to decompose. The science which studies such decomposition generally is called taphonomy. Historically, the progression of decomposition of a living organism has been described as taking place in four stages: fresh (autolysis), bloat (putrefaction), decay (putrefaction and carnivores) and dry (diagenesis).

Environmental conditions affect decomposition. A body that is exposed to air will decompose more quickly and exhibit more insect activity. A buried body will decompose eight times slower than a body exposed to air. This is due in part to limited insect activity and possibly lower temperatures. Likewise a body submerged in water decomposes at half the rate of an exposed body. The rate of decomposition depends on the temperature of the water. Cold water slows decomposition and warm water causes faster decomposition. The body is also shielded from insect activity as long as it is submerged

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decomposition

You really should not steal PoK's work like that!

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:36 pm

Poor PoK....damned if he does and damned if he doesn't :wink:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:39 pm

grabec wrote:

Poor PoK....damned if he does and damned if he doesn't :wink:

Have you ever suffered from spoilage?

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:41 pm

Erm....

........................oh, you mean my Sugar-daddy?

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:53 pm

What's that a euphemisim for? rolfl

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:55 pm

Surely you've heard of sugar-daddies? At your age? :roll:

I've never managed to hook one, though confised

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:04 pm

grabec wrote:

Surely you've heard of sugar-daddies? At your age? :roll:

I've never managed to hook one, though confised

Do you mean old blokes who want you to sit on their knees?

Yeah, I've had loads of them. :roll:

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:06 pm

No, as I understand it, they don't really want anything but to give you lots of presents

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:11 pm

grabec wrote:

No, as I understand it, they don't really want anything but to give you lots of presents

Im sure Cornelius would have a present to give you

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:12 pm

I'm afraid my heart is with another :coool:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:13 pm

gravedisorder wrote:

grabec wrote:

No, as I understand it, they don't really want anything but to give you lots of presents

Im sure Cornelius would have a present to give you

Uuuggh! She's a girl. :evil:

Now, you, on the other hand. Put on your best nighty, and I'll give you a prezzie. :wink:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:24 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Decomposition (or spoilage) refers to the reduction of the body of a formerly living organism into simpler forms of matter. The body of a living organism begins to decompose (as part of a succession) shortly after death. Such decomposition can be categorized by two stages: In the first stage, it is limited to the production of vapors. In the second stage, liquid materials form and the flesh or plant matter begins to decompose. The science which studies such decomposition generally is called taphonomy. Historically, the progression of decomposition of a living organism has been described as taking place in four stages: fresh (autolysis), bloat (putrefaction), decay (putrefaction and carnivores) and dry (diagenesis).

Environmental conditions affect decomposition. A body that is exposed to air will decompose more quickly and exhibit more insect activity. A buried body will decompose eight times slower than a body exposed to air. This is due in part to limited insect activity and possibly lower temperatures. Likewise a body submerged in water decomposes at half the rate of an exposed body. The rate of decomposition depends on the temperature of the water. Cold water slows decomposition and warm water causes faster decomposition. The body is also shielded from insect activity as long as it is submerged

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decomposition

All very well and good but....what happens if a Kit-Kat wrapper accidently goes into my Blue Box????

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:25 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

All very well and good but....what happens if a Kit-Kat wrapper accidently goes into my Blue Box????

Some arseholeofacunt at the council will fine you.

Rubbish

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