Will be rubbish this year............. 1 wise man..............11 donkeys.......and the messiah has f***** off

Nice one Bob - I've already forwarded it to all of the plastic Mags in my vicinity

Children born this year and named Keegan………………




will be walking within nine months…………………...

mouldy old dough Post subject: Poor Mag's.Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:02 pm




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Posts: 2030 Newcastle's nativity play is going to be crap.
There is 1 wise man.
11 donkeys.
And the messiah has fooked off.

Keep up Bob.

"...and in those days, the Newcastle Emperor decreed that there be a senseless waste, and sore pressed were the black and white horde for they heartily wished for the promised Messiah. Until an Angel of the Lord Hall appeared to the great unwashed and said. "Lo! Gan thee ta tha Gallowgate for tha knaa's wor canny lad is here ye knaa!" When the Freddie Shepherds arrived however, they discovered the child was Martin Scott, and the lament arose "We're a big club! Champions League wor lads! Where's wor Shearer?" There was much wailing, gnashing of teeth, and burning of season ticket cards."