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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: In a Rolf Harris stylee...
PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:28 pm 
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... can you tell what it is yet?

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Is it a sausage that fell through the grill of a bbq and was left to burn along with the coals until this is all that was remaining the following morning?

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Mr Ripper
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Is it a sausage that fell through the grill of a bbq and was left to burn along with the coals until this is all that was remaining the following morning?


It's good...



... but it's not right.

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Salty
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that albino fella off big brothers knob n balls have dropped off?!
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Mr Ripper
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that albino fella off big brothers knob n balls have dropped off?!




It get an Ooooohhhh from the audience but...




No.

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It's one of them modern sculptures innit. Called "White Dogshit" or summat like that.

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I thought white dogshit had become extinct. sctatchinghead

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A close up of cigarette ash?

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bill clintons cigar ash?

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white dog shit

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wingatepoolie
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food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MutleyRules
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Dandelion leaves and Grass!!!! confised


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MutleyRules wrote:
Dandelion leaves and Grass!!!! confised


Actually Mutters that broad based leaf looks like it belongs to a member of the Plantago family which has common usage medicinally and the native American Indians allegedly called it 'White Mans Foot' as it was introduced by settlers and only appeared where 'White man walked' which is in contrast to the Buffalo and many other things which vanished wherever 'white man walked'

Plantago Major I think

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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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