The Secret Millionaire...

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:55 pm

Is visiting the Bunker this afty.

Anyone want cash? And what for?

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:08 pm

No disrespect, Mr E, but it's the Government who should be looking after groups as your daughter's, and not relying on charity.

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:10 pm

What sort of thing will the secret millionaire help with, then?

(Not that I'm speaking to you after that mean pm :evil:

)

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:13 pm

chip fireball wrote:

i need a tenner for the home game vs leicester city.

and about fifty pounds for a new hoover.

Honestly, you don't need a hoover. I was never happier than when mine went in for a repair...got on so well without it

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:16 pm

grabec wrote:

What sort of thing will the secret millionaire help with, then?

(Not that I'm speaking to you after that mean pm :evil:

)

And what's wrong with felching? :roll:

loyal blue · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:53 pm **Posts:** 1912

I could do with a few quid for the kids teams i help run Under 8 and 9's

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:18 pm

i would buy some mannequins for kent ....

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I'm thinking of booting our lass out and living on me tod, can't afford it though...

So you can pay me some rent or buy me a new fit non argumentative do as there told lass if you like...

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:28 pm

can he get me a parmo?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22659

I want a windmill in old Amsterdam. (Mad John can share it)

baby lemonade · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:22 pm

i would like a judges outfit, a spirit level, werthers originals, a tortoise, an arctic roll and a monkey in a wizards suit...please xxx

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:07 am

baby lemonade wrote:

i would like a judges outfit, a spirit level, werthers originals, a tortoise, an arctic roll and a monkey in a wizards suit...please xxx

Top notch pervery! clappp

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:12 pm

The local magistrates say I need me knackers snatching but there's no NHS round here so if the gadgie can help me out, we don't need to employ the ponies or the lads with the rope..... :grin:

It's about seven grand, is that alright?? :wink:

He'd be making an old man very happy and helping a major world economy clean it's envirornment.

Honest. :coool:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37318

I'm thinking of moving up from my Dassault Falcon business jet to Learjet,.... do I qualify?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37318

Spender wrote:

The local magistrates say I need me knackers snatching but there's no NHS round here so if the gadgie can help me out, we don't need to employ the ponies or the lads with the rope..... :grin:

It's about seven grand, is that alright?? :wink:

He'd be making an old man very happy and helping a major world economy clean it's envirornment.

Honest. :coool:

I'll do it for a tenner, good opportunity to try out my new soldering iron Stanlet knife blade selection. :evil:

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:36 pm

Does anyone know when that Secret Millionaire from Hartlepool is on?

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6473

I think that there was some millionaire gadgie who went to Easington which was on either last week or the week before, is that the fella you are thinking about Mr Kent

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:56 pm

If it was Easington why was it in Hartlepool Mail, but anyway thanks Fensy!

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:00 pm

because the mail is now printed in sunnaland,and is a shadow of what it was when blackwood was editor

tonyparry · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:40 am

a few grand for a flight home for the leeds match would be appreciated rolf

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:44 pm

threepintwonder wrote:

because the mail is now printed in sunnaland,and is a shadow of what it was when blackwood was editor

You are the greatest living comedian! clappp

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:59 pm

Sorry Mr.Atweasle....but I'd have Blackwood back at the drop of a hat if it stopped all the Yakka stories in The Mail!!!! confised

Why can't they understand....people in Hartlepool don't give two fecks what's going on in Peterlee, Easington, Wellfield, etc etc!!!! confised

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:03 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Sorry Mr.Atweasle....but I'd have Blackwood back at the drop of a hat if it stopped all the Yakka stories in The Mail!!!! confised

Why can't they understand....people in Hartlepool don't give two fecks what's going on in Peterlee, Easington, Wellfield, etc etc!!!! confised

The thing is Mr Mut, although I agree with you, I don't think that the market is there for a truly Hartlepool paper anymore, and that it has to be combined with the Yakker News to make it a financially viable proposition. The Yakkers then get news about Hartlepool in much the same way we here about their stuff, and they rub their collective heads wondering where on Earth Hartlepool is and what its pit used to be called.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:10 pm

Well the way it's going it definetly won't be able to have just Hartlepool stories in it!!!! confised

I got The Mail every night but not anymore....I DO NOT want to read about Smackheads in Wingate....I'm sick of reading about them in Hartlepool!!!! confised

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:14 pm

I still get it delivered Monday to Friday, it's something to read when I get in from work and go for my regular early evening shite.

I don't bother with Saturday's Mail like, there's not even enough pages to wrap chips in.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:04 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Sorry Mr.Atweasle....but I'd have Blackwood back at the drop of a hat if it stopped all the Yakka stories in The Mail!!!! confised

Why can't they understand....people in Hartlepool don't give two fecks what's going on in Peterlee, Easington, Wellfield, etc etc!!!! confised

As I always say

'You are now entering Houghton-le-Spring, please put your watch back to 1973.....'

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:04 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

threepintwonder wrote:

because the mail is now printed in sunnaland,and is a shadow of what it was when blackwood was editor

You are the greatest living comedian! clappp

i may be the greatest living comedian but i bought a mail today the first time in months,and do you know what its still shite

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