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Spender
 Post subject: Frank Skinner
PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:28 am 
Must be as sick as a cross eyed cat!! :grin: :grin:

I wonder if he graced the hallowed portals last night?? Anyone spot him??
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Poolie of Kent
 Post subject: Re: Frank Skinner
PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:38 am 
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And Adrian Chiles - I wonder if he's presenting the One Show tonight.
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Salty
 Post subject: Re: Frank Skinner
PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:21 pm 
I read Chiles book whilst on me hollibobs, was ok....nothing special.
file under: mundane
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 Post subject: Re: Frank Skinner
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I have to say, I'm not that surprised!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Frank Skinner
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OK I've looked him up in Wikipedia and I'm still non the wiser.
Who the fook is Frank Skinner?

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 Post subject: Re: Frank Skinner
PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:42 am 
Richard M. Head wrote:
OK I've looked him up in Wikipedia and I'm still non the wiser.
Who the fook is Frank Skinner?



So you read this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Skinner

And couldnt gather any information on the bloke....

Or are you just fishing??
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 Post subject: Re: Frank Skinner
PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:49 am 
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Seriously, Mr A, "Three Lions" means nothing to me, David Baddiel and The Lightning Seeds mean nothing to me, "the hit comedy show Fantasy Football League" means nothing to me, "Packet Of Three" means absolutley nothing to me.
The only two names in the whole article that mean anything to me are West Cornforth and Spennymoor.

Excuse me for having lived abroad during all that time.

Is he dead good like?

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 Post subject: Re: Frank Skinner
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Ask Sophie Ellis Bextor...

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 Post subject: Re: Frank Skinner
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Yubep wrote:
Ask Sophie Ellis Bextor...

Er... who is....

No, I won,'t say it. :laugh:

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He made a comment about her at the brits a few years ago.

like hi sophie, why the long face!

Cos' she has like an erm, long face type thing

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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: Frank Skinner
PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:13 pm 
ElvisAintDead wrote:
Yubep wrote:
Ask Sophie Ellis Bextor...


Is he knobbing her like??? :shock:

She's got a face like a Satellite Dish and ankles like me Gran!


Thats more or less what Skinner said to her. well the first bit anyway....
She didn't laugh, he did

She is one talentless no-mark, 'Murder on the dance floor' indeed.....
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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: Frank Skinner
PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:40 pm 
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He does occasionally talk some sense though.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/ ... 069262.ece
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Frank Skinner
PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:22 pm 
ElvisAintDead wrote:
Yubep wrote:
Ask Sophie Ellis Bextor...


Is he knobbing her like??? :shock:

She's got a face like a Satellite Dish and ankles like me Gran!


I think she's nice!!!! :uhoh: confised


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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Frank Skinner
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MutleyRules wrote:
ElvisAintDead wrote:
Yubep wrote:
Ask Sophie Ellis Bextor...


Is he knobbing her like??? :shock:

She's got a face like a Satellite Dish and ankles like me Gran!


I think she's nice!!!! :uhoh: confised


Picture?

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Poolie of Kent
 Post subject: Re: Frank Skinner
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Yeah, she's alright.

And if this ain't love......Why does it feel so good ?

It's murder on the dancefloor / You'd better not the kill the groove / DJ / Gonna burn this goddam house right down

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Frank Skinner
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Well, I would. :grin: :razz:

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Poolie of Kent
 Post subject: Re: Frank Skinner
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Mr Ripper wrote:
Well, I would. :grin: :razz:


I'll second that motion.
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Frank Skinner
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Poolie of Kent wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
Well, I would. :grin: :razz:


I'll second that motion.


It'd be like you were stirring porridge in a gas holder by the time I'd finished.

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 Post subject: Re: Frank Skinner
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Daily, nightly and ever so rightly, I fear.
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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Frank Skinner
PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:37 am 
I've had her. :grin:

Incidentally, it was 'mahdah on the daaarnce floor....' as she has a plum the size of Luxemburg in her mouth. :roll:
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Spender wrote:
...as she has a plum the size of Luxemburg in her mouth. :roll:


She will have if I see her on her own on a dark night.

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