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gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

walking pace

off side striker

striker has em baffled

slooowww back line

rampant bunkerites

play at a reasonable level or gerrroff

off side ref by a mile

muttley the mud wrestler

if you cant beat em kick em

mid riff gereral

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:33 pm

Wonderful. I really wish I had witnessed that. clappp

A team of 13 year olds putting 3 past the most confident football pundits in the world...... rolfl

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

All very well but you didn't say which team was which. I've assumed the kids were in green as today's yoof is all sat at home and playing tomb raider & Grand Theft Anything on their computers and games consoles, eating McBurgers with chips and becoming obese. (In between a bit of theiving and knife crime of course).
I take it the Bunkerites were in the yellow, young looking for their age, slim and nimble.

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

mid field control at a reasonable level

hoi mr what are you panting for

come in number 15 your time is up

chip leads the charge

chip fights a rear guard action

chip gets chipped

another wasted chance

slim line fens sponsored by photoshop instant diet

dibble makes a big impression when he fell over

bunker M O M a classy sweeper with the touch of genius
[he told me to say that]

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:40 pm

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:33 pm

I see Cousin of Poolie of Kent was well into the game today, then. :grin:

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:33 pm

looks like a good crowd,more than pools got for the centenary cup :laugh:

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

i pointed out all the suspects that she had not met then she went home clappp

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6473

chip fireball wrote:

i reckon for most of the game we were playing with 8 blokes over 40 in our team, and most of us were playing our first 11 a side game in months.

I would change months for years there gaffer

Excellent photos as well Mr G, it is a shame that you didnt get photos of the gilt edged chances that we missed

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

Was it Robbie Elliot? :uhoh:

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6473

chip fireball wrote:

who was it memorably said as we left the field " ive played a dozen 11 a side games in the last 10 years and thats the first time ive been on the winning team."

Ahhhhhhh that would be Mr Elvis if I remember correctly

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:41 pm

ADG wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

she actually came over to the changies with mr grabec after the game for a chat. said how impressed she had been that a bunch of blokes in their late 30's, 40's and in the case of our keeper 50's would give up their sunday afternoon to help with the footballing education of a bunch of kids.

I wonder whether she recognised me? :razz:

Dibble,of course I did....

..........after Mr Gremmlin had pointed you out!

Chip, did I really say all that? It must have been one of my communicative days :wink:

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

ADG wrote:

:laugh:

Quality photos.

Great game. Thanks to everyone for turning up. Conditions were great s well. :uhoh:

One complaint.

Why was I photoshoped to look fat? :evil:

this was the original before it was photoshopped

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:17 pm

He must have impacted on that fence behind at some time, have you seen the shape off it? :grin:

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:18 pm

ADG wrote:

:evil:

So, you would rather talk to my wife, and Dibble the youngest eh? :wink:

You mean me? Did I talk to your wife? confised

I did talk to some nice ladies who asked me which one of the players was mine...I had to admit I'd gone to support the Bunker :laugh:

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:26 pm

ADG wrote:

Even my wife thought the other mother was being a bit dense.

My wife said you said to her that her husband was lush. clappp

a. that must mean I look like someone's Granny!

b. I seem to have said all sorts of things yesterday that have completely slipped my mind :wink:

Not (she added hurriedly) that you aren't lush, Dibble......

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

i think the phrase is he is a lush clappp

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:35 pm

grabec wrote:

ADG wrote:

Even my wife thought the other mother was being a bit dense.

My wife said you said to her that her husband was lush. clappp

a. that must mean I look like someone's Granny!

b. I seem to have said all sorts of things yesterday that have completely slipped my mind :wink:

Not (she added hurriedly) that you aren't lush, Dibble......

c. You're far too young to have a 14 year old son.

chimp choker · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:18 pm

well I was going to offer my services but being a spacka of legendary proportions and being fat and unfit I thought better of it .... then I saw #15.........

I'm gutted I didn't offer now, rolfl

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

ADG wrote:

Grabec, you misunderstand me.

The woman that asked the question gos to all of the diamonds games and knows all of the mothers.

Unless she thought one of the kids had been and bought a new one. stpid

You were described to me as a pleasent well spoken lady. :wink:

So I told my wife about the disgusting language you use on the bunker. :grin:

that deserves a drink

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

from a spectators point i think the manager wears rose coloured specs remember these were boys intimidated by men clappp

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6473

Apart from Tax Payer where it was the other way round :wink:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

What formation did you play and who played where?

grabec · **Posted:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:09 am

The formation was one of the best bits :coool:

Who was it playing No 11?

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

chip fireball wrote:

you missed the first half mr gremmlin where we toyed with them and scored some great goals and probably should have been 6 or 7 in front. most of us were only going into tackles half heartedly.

i genuinely think we would give aidos lot a game.

we have yubep and kolley, our two young players to come back into the side, trapper would get in any sunday league side outside of the premier division, as would his son.

quote the team we put out yesterday
typical manager changes his mind half way through an interview
and i saw most of the game as the pics prove

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:18 pm

I was like Tony Adams at Centre Half....pissed!!!! confised

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