caught one on a line...?

Yes, the Bakerloo line!

The old feller used to bring them home live and boil them....the moment of sheer panic occured when he emptied them all out on the kitchen floor.... I wonder if they make a noise when they hit the pan of boling water? ......

me grandad did exactly the same!!!!

I knew this girl called Katrina, she lived in Devizes...........................................


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Spoke posh when in heizes.
and left a trail of spunk on the floor.

There was a young girl from Devizes
who had breasts of two different sizes.
One was so small it was no use at all.
And the other won several prizes.

There was a young girl from devizes
Who was usually full of surprises
Some made men shiver
Some made men quiver
And some got her very large pay rises

They go, 'Ooo!! Ooo!! Put some cold in...' only in crab speak while they dance from claw to claw.

If you look at your lass when she comes out of the bath after the usual twenty-two hour sojourn, she's much the same colour as a freshly boiled crab.

I once knew this girl called Katrina,
Who lived in Devizes; I seen her.
She harboured king crabs,
You could tell from the scabs
On those who'd been in and between her.

I was thinking more in terms of.....AAAAAAAAGGGHHHH....bastid ... much like my good lady wife would say.

There was a young girl from Devizes
with orifices of various sizes,
if you buttered her up.
she'd pull her skirt up,
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