just watched a bloke on the promenade catch a four foot long haddock

when he cut it open there was a syringe in side of it
























it was a drug haddock

i gave him a hand :sweet:

...'hand' what.....

Well I thought Mr.PP's joke was quite funny!!!!

Better than anything the BBC can come up with anyway!!!!

Surely you mean batter, not better

Fuck-Off!!!!

I had to throw my Batter out this morning!!!!

There's only so many Spam Fritters one can eat whilst showing off ones Batter!!!!

I' sick as fuck of Spam Fritters at the moment!!!!

I've had all the relatives round you know!!!! :sweet:

Spam fritters - Mutleys new "signature dish" clap

two blokes who had been out salmon fishing all day
packed up and went into the pub having caught nowt
as they stood at the bar
an owld feller came in with a bag and took aut a huge salmon so fresh it was still trying to jump back in the river

wow! said the fisherman where did you catch that

outside in the river said the owld feller

we have been at it all day and never had a bite
what bait did you use?

ooo we dont use bait round here son

well what did you use?

i held my mate by the ankles and dangled him over the bridge and when the salmon leap he just grabs a big one lets the little ones go

bloody hell said the fisherman come on he said to his mate we can have a go and be able to take something home for the pot
so he grabbed his mates ankles and dangled him over the bridge

after a couple of minutes he heard his mate screaming "pull me up pull me up quick
as he pulled his mate up he said that was bloody quick have you got one already



















NO! THERE IS A BLOODY TRAIN COMING

That was BBC level....shite!!!!

THAT IS WHERE I GOT IT FROM
circa ronnie corbett