He doubled his and Rotherham's tally sixty second later when he nipped in between Mark Tinkler and goalkeeper Dimitrios Rizos to tap in to an empty net.

And he completed his quick-fire treble when he skipped past Rizos when through on goal and slotted home.

Marc Newsham rubbed salt in the wounds with a fourth when a long ball over the top caught Pools out and he lobbed over the advancing Rizos.

And Doumbouya's goals won't have helped his chances either.

eh? eh?

Or maybe it was the sarcastic "and Doumbouya's goals won't have helped his chances either" that got him confused.

Just watched the highlights on Pools world and the music in the background seems to br fitting

The defending looked comical for the 2nd and 4th goals