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 Post subject: 5-A-Side.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:35 am 
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Is a non runner again due to me possibly being out on strike....

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:29 am 
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Is a non runner again due to me possibly being out on strike....


I'll get onto the Milhouse again.

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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Are you going to be fit for next week, a shadow of your former self on Wednesday, if you were a stray dog you'd have been shot rolfl

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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ptbap wrote:
Are you going to be fit for next week, a shadow of your former self on Wednesday, if you were a stray dog you'd have been shot rolfl


I have been onto NHS direct and my local pharmacy and they have given me a strict cocktail of drugs to help the pain (Ibuprofen and Radian B). I played the night before and it was fine because I had a support on it but I forgot it on Wednesday and as a result even Chunky Monkey almost managed to run as quick as me. :laugh: :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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Booked for 9 next Wednesday. Didn't have any earlier.

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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I'm not as nice as kev so chris on wednesday you were just plain awful.

I was bad, never again will i play at 5pm then again at 9, but you even made me look good.

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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Oh! There you are!

I thought you were still in my back pocket. :coool:


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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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Yubep wrote:
I'm not as nice as kev so chris on wednesday you were just plain awful.

I was bad, never again will i play at 5pm then again at 9, but you even made me look good.


Awful isn't the word. I was worse than that. But I have a good excuse; for the last 45 minutes I was effectively playing with one leg.

I also protest that I was worse than you.

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ChunkyMonkey wrote:
Oh! There you are!

I thought you were still in my back pocket. :coool:


One better game in six months when I was half crippled. You're welcome to it!

:grin: :grin:

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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Tax Paying Poolie wrote:
Yubep wrote:
I'm not as nice as kev so chris on wednesday you were just plain awful.

I was bad, never again will i play at 5pm then again at 9, but you even made me look good.


Awful isn't the word. I was worse than that. But I have a good excuse; for the last 45 minutes I was effectively playing with one leg.

I also protest that I was worse than you.


I had a blister on my left foot, and you can open a tin of beans with my left foot, i had me £6 jimmys on, could barely run, was doing the washing up, baby sitting, at work, chatting your lass up and servicing your car....

Yet i was still better than you

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Yubep wrote:
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Yubep wrote:
I'm not as nice as kev so chris on wednesday you were just plain awful.

I was bad, never again will i play at 5pm then again at 9, but you even made me look good.


Awful isn't the word. I was worse than that. But I have a good excuse; for the last 45 minutes I was effectively playing with one leg.

I also protest that I was worse than you.


I had a blister on my left foot, and you can open a tin of beans with my left foot, i had me £6 jimmys on, could barely run, was doing the washing up, baby sitting, at work, chatting your lass up and servicing your car....

Yet i was still better than you



All this because you's got hammered. :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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I'm never wearing the same coloured shirt as that southern poofta again!

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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I'm never wearing the same coloured shirt as that southern poofta again!


I concur. :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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Have we got enough then?

I'm in.

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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i'm out

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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I think we'll even struggle for 8 without mouldy, you, groovy

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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Who's "IN" up to now then?

I am.

If I know early enough about numbers and that I might be able to drag up one or two more.

Off out to site now, will check back later...

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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Mr Ripper wrote:
Who's "IN" up to now then?

I am.

If I know early enough about numbers and that I might be able to drag up one or two more.

Off out to site now, will check back later...


So far it's me, you and Elvis.

Definite outs are mouldy, groovy, yubep, Manny.

At best we'll have Chunkey Monkey, ptbap, BP + 2 and katcha which will make 9 but I don't think we'll get all of them. I reckon we could do with two extras.

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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I'm "in"

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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Assuming my two lads get out of bed at some time today, there will be 3 from Billingham.

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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So 7 (inc the "Billingham Three") up to now?

Any news from Mr Katcha or Mr Monkey?

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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A mate of mine is gonna turn up, so with the Billingham crew we have at least 8.

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 Post subject: Re: 5-A-Side.
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Mr Ripper wrote:
Any news from Mr Katcha or Mr Monkey?

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Mr Ripper wrote:
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Any news from Mr Katcha or Mr Monkey?


CM has confirmed attendance so we should have enough.

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We might even see Mr Mutley if their lass hasn't bolted his kennel?

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I know we weren't able to have Brinky this week, cos Mouldy was going to be on strike, but does that stop him coming along tonight? Or will we be crossing picket lines to get into the Millhouse tonight?

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I know we weren't able to have Brinky this week, cos Mouldy was going to be on strike, but does that stop him coming along tonight? Or will we be crossing picket lines to get into the Millhouse tonight?


Picket lines at Millhouse?

Oh goody.

The workshy lazy gets can give me some money back on my council tax for the services they are failing to provide today.

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I've already driven through one today, twice in fact, taking PC to work this morning, and then again dropping off something she had forgotten to take with her. The picket (only one there) at the entrance to the car park tried to give me a leaflet, but as I wasn't interested in reading what it said, I couldn't see any point in stopping for it.

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I've already driven through one today, twice in fact, taking PC to work this morning, and then again dropping off something she had forgotten to take with her. The picket (only one there) at the entrance to the car park tried to give me a leaflet, but as I wasn't interested in reading what it said, I couldn't see any point in stopping for it.


Did you run 'em over? :razz: :laugh:

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BillinghamPoolie wrote:
I've already driven through one today, twice in fact, taking PC to work this morning, and then again dropping off something she had forgotten to take with her. The picket (only one there) at the entrance to the car park tried to give me a leaflet, but as I wasn't interested in reading what it said, I couldn't see any point in stopping for it.


Did you run 'em over? :razz: :laugh:


Nah, my views aren't quite as extreme as yours. bbolt

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