How long does it take?

mrs parmo · **Joined:** Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:25 pm **Posts:** 104

How long does it take to put together a bog standard computer desk?

At this precise moment it's taking mr P 7 and a half hours and he's still not finished.

How long does it really take?

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:28 pm

depends on how many cans he's had,and has he used the instructions?and when he's finished how many screws he has left over

mrs parmo · **Joined:** Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:25 pm **Posts:** 104

He hasn't touch a drop of John Smiths, Guinness or Southern Comfort.

I'm hiding downstairs out of the way of all the swearing, and the drilling, and the banging, (with a hammer before you all start)

Frodraff · **Posted:** Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:40 pm

threepintwonder wrote:

when he's finished how many screws he has left over

C'mon! Thats no question to ask a lady.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37283

mrs parmo wrote:

How long does it take to put together a bog standard computer desk?

At this precise moment it's taking mr P 7 and a half hours and he's still not finished.

How long does it really take?

This sounds like a talent for pushing doors marked pull....I take it he's using tools? :wink:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:42 pm

I take it he's using his tool?

It's getting worse!

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:58 pm

should have got a real bloke in to do it for you :laugh:

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:03 pm

10:30 tonight will be his deadline

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:51 pm

it's a splendid piece of furniture. Takes up most of the room, like................. bbolt

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:57 pm

parmopooly wrote:

:evil:

it's a splendid piece of furniture. Takes up most of the room, like................. bbolt

maybe it is but how many bits did you have leftover? :laugh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:00 pm

just bits from the computer

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37283

This computer...is it the original that was on the telly the other night from Manchester, the size of a bungalow and full of valves, not an Intel processor in sight...?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:16 pm

it's the one from the old Pruteen control room

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:52 pm

Is it suitable for a brown tan chinese computer chair confised

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:11 pm

cor, I wish I had one of those to go with me new desk!!!

How long does it take?

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