Mr.Parmo....Hartlepool's No.1 Moaner!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:18 pm

I was in Stockton earlier and I forgot to check what time the Trains were coming back!!!! :roll:

Anyway I Texted a few people to see if they were near their Computers and asked them to check for me!!!! :grin:

Mr.Parmo rang me more or less straight away and told me it was 20 to the hour!!!! :grin:

He then asked me what I was doing through Stockton and I told him I'd been swimming at Splash with the bairn!!!! :grin:

He then went on a 10 minute Rant about Splash saying how shite it was and Stockton's old baths were much better etc etc etc!!!! :evil:

My ears started bleeding!!!! :evil:

The lad's only happy when he's moaning!!!! :laugh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:34 pm

bah!

aido87 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:31 pm

splash knocks the old baths into a cocked hat. always remember a floating turd bumping my nose in the old ones :shock:

speaking of baths, took the kids to the millhouse this afty. booked us all in for jabs at the doctors tomorrow refred

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:34 pm

It's a bugger innit?? They're emptying our pool tonight, cleaning it, and it won't be ready until Monday afty. Damned inconvenient...... :evil:

chessington · **Posted:** Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:05 pm

took my kids to splash for the first time a few months back and was very disappointed, the slides were gash even my five year old said as much. Wet n Wild is tops for slides but for an overall swimming/slides/leisure pool experience Guildford spectrum is 'the dogs' if you are ever down this way :grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:42 pm

aido87 wrote:

splash knocks the old baths into a cocked hat. always remember a floating turd bumping my nose in the old ones :shock:

speaking of baths, took the kids to the millhouse this afty. booked us all in for jabs at the doctors tomorrow refred

Smashing!!!! :roll:

For a building that's approaching 40 years old it looks half decent to me!!!! :roll:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:48 pm

The last time I was in the Mill House Baths the staff were indulging in a spot of fishing with one of those bamboo fishing nets you used to able to get at Ward Jackson Park.

They were fishing for a hearty tusker which was floating about in the deep end.

I've never been since.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:51 pm

PJ_Poolie wrote:

The last time I was in the Mill House Baths the staff were indulging in a spot of fishing with one of those bamboo fishing nets you used to able to get at Ward Jackson Park.

They were fishing for a hearty tusker which was floating about in the deep end.

I've never been since.

Accidents happen at any swimming pool!!!! :roll:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:53 pm

I can understand a wet fart or maybe a bit a piss but from experience it takes an element of concentration and effort to produce a perfectly formed lengthy log, which this was, it was almost Cuban Cigar like in appearance.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:23 pm

aido87 wrote:

splash knocks the old baths into a cocked hat. always remember a floating turd bumping my nose in the old ones :shock:

speaking of baths, took the kids to the millhouse this afty. booked us all in for jabs at the doctors tomorrow refred

see - I told you it was better in the olden days!!! :laugh:

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