A Brita Water Filter Jug!!!!

First thing I said to our lass....

'What the Fuck do we need one of them for'!!!!

And now 3 days later....I don't know how I've ever managed without one!!!!

Cushty it is!!!!

holds three cans at once then?

what do you do with it like?

So whats the big deal with your lasses jugs ?

Mind you the cartridges arent cheap, as a matter of fact, crack cocaine is cheaper, or so i've heard!

4 for £13 isn't bad Mr.Avenger!!!!

Mr.PP....It's canny for filtering Vodka and Coke....gets rid of the coke!!!!

Mr.3Quid....You put water in it and wait a minute or two and then pour the water in a glass and drink it!!!!
I know it's quicker to turn the tap on but it's a gadget and blokes like gadgets!!!!

Mr.I....the big deal with our lasses jugs are exactly that....BIG!!!!

I had one of them about five years ago. Same type. I used it for a year or so and then couldnt be arsed anymore. I dont know where it is now; in the back of a cupboard somewhere gathering dust or mouse shit. I use the tap now, easier and colder and I'm still alive. You can get cheap copy cartridges from somewhere that fit and are much less.
Bet you're back on taps within eighteen months Mutley

18 days more like!!!!

it looks like the one i saw Parmo rinsing out behind the bar

oooopppps

got one in cupboard under stairs and a steamer (which i have used but not lately)

getting a smoothie maker

I've got a smoothie maker, The Magic Bullet, it's called. I used it like buggery for about four weeks. Y'know, egg and tomato smoothies, Marmite on toast smoothies, everythings a smoothie.

It's back in the box now!!

They are good like.

Nespresso/Magimix espresso machine- the boss of all gadgets.

Is that the thing that does chips with no oil? Does it really work, are they like real chips?

What's wrong with a proper stinky chip pan like?

Just got a George Foreman grill thingy, don't know how I've ever managed without one. It makes the best toasties ever!

You had me hooked at 'the spoon is provided' Mr Mutley. Been after one of these for a while but I'm the only one in the house who has any faith in the Tefal corporation. I'll use your account of the joys of ownership and the free spoon to settle any further debate. This could be the end of oven chips!

Best thing I ever bought was a flashy Gas BBQ that I use to cook everything meaty now.

Have you got it indoors or is it an all weather model with a built in tent?

I with muttley here like, actifrys are class! Chips = ellish well alsmost anything potatoey, rissotto, spicy chicken wings/drumsticks etc, currys and more chips,

never tried fritters like, have you muttley?

Used to love my Grans battered fritters

Is that a euphemism?

It's outdoors, but one pace from the patio doors.

Brilliant, especially sausages, I like watching them going around and around, better than the telly.

Doesn`t the liquorice melt

If anyone's got a spare Breville Sarnie Toaster in the cupboard under the stairs, I'll swap it for one of Tuckers cheap tickets??

Bollox to a breville, butter 2 slices of bread and turn over( butter on outside) fill with cheese and whatever else, close the sandwich and fry in a dry pan, turn over after a few minutes, buttery toasted on the outside, melted cheese in the middle, nom nom!

What if you want banana and jam ones?

Really

Yeah, chuck some peanut butter and bacon in and call it 'The Elvis.'

They're delicious on brown bread.

Banana and Nutella yes but bacon and peanuts, rather lick my belly hole

do that but whack it in a George Foreman and its done in half the time, the cheese is like molten lava

I'm presuming your all aware you can just turn a normal toaster on its side and do toasted sandwiches this way?

We have some of them teflon coated sarnie bag things. Bit like a culinary condom. Stops the cheese drizzling out.

I've burned two toasters out doing that.

We can't get toastie condoms here, and only single sheet Breville's which quite frankly are a waste of time.

One is simply not enough.

Unless it's cooked in a proper toastie maker where it fuses the edges of the bread together then it's not a toastie.


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