Got his Greatest Hits on rotation in the car.

Has there ever been a better opening line in the history of songs as 'I love a good bum on a woman it makes my day......'

No. There hasn't. Ever.

Son I'm thirty
I only went with your mother cause she's dirty!

Good attempt and maybe a close second....... :eek:

Jake is a God, fantastic songs. I too have a collection in the car. Sister Joephine, tremendous

Good article on him in The Times last Saturday

our very own Lol doe's a fantastic version of this one


Isabel makes love upon national monuments
With style and enthusiasm and anyone at all.
Isabel's done Stonehenge and the Houses of Parliament,
But so far little Isabel's never played the Albert Hall.
Many a monolith has seen Isabel,
Her bright hair in turmoil, her breasts’ surging swell.
But unhappy Albert, so far denied
The bright sight of Isabel getting into her stride.

remember it from the woody?

I really do wonder sometimes.

i take it you are not a Thackery fan then Mr Snowy