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grabec
 Post subject: We need a new game
PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:13 pm 
for coffee breaks
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Gibsons Beard
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how about listing alternative works for benders?

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grabec
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:50 pm 
Right. So far so good.


Any more suggestions?
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Mr Ripper
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Cornelius Atweasle
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How about celebrity autopsy?
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TheGingerPoolie
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Creating a list of reasons as to why Jeffrey Dahmer is a legend?
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yloop
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Reasons why Hull is better than Hartlepool?

1. Easier to spell
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TheGingerPoolie
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2. A shopping centre you can actually get decent stuff from (and not die in)
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Mr Ripper
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3. Hull has a great big red light area crammed with prossies, Hartlepool doesn't have one at all. :roll:

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grabec
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:50 pm 
Just a minute. I haven't endorsed this game yet, and it was my idea....

The New Game is called: 'Suggestions for how Mr Ripper is to fill in his time now that he doesn't have a football team'
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Cornelius Atweasle
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The women are hairier.
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grabec
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Cornelius...please concentrate
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Cornelius Atweasle
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grabec wrote:
Cornelius...please concentrate


But I love hairy women. And you're really hairy. :wink:
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grabec
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:55 pm 
I am not really hairy, right. Now. back to Mr Ripper
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yloop
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Hairy as in "Scary" or Hairy as in "one with hair"?

Hull has a coucil estate that is bigger than Hartlepool itself
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Mr Ripper
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grabec wrote:
Just a minute. I haven't endorsed this game yet, and it was my idea....

The New Game is called: 'Suggestions for how Mr Ripper is to fill in his time now that he doesn't have a football team'


rolfl rolfl rolfl

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Montpoolier
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Hull has ferries

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grabec
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Look, you guys don't seem to have absorbed the rules properly. confised
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Cornelius Atweasle
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Hull has fairies


I fully concur. clappp
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Hull also had an emu, but unfortunately fell off the roof

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grabec
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:12 pm 
Let me put it another way.
Mr Ripper, who has already lived in Hull, might not be that be bothered with it a second time
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Mr Ripper
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grabec wrote:
Let me put it another way.
Mr Ripper, who has already lived in Hull, might not be that be bothered with it a second time


Again in English? sctatchinghead

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yloop
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thay spokes propa englands in hull, thay dus
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yloop
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:14 pm 
Although Hartlepool and Hull have the same amount of "L"'s Hull's are together, making it the city of solidarity, brother.

Hartlepool is the town of disparity in comparison
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yloop
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:21 pm 
Whereas HU^LL ones would be fine, just deviod of lenses - which means no one will get glassed, thus making Hull a better place
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Spender
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:20 pm 
Hull is in Yorkshire, even though the denizens say it's in somewhere called 'Umberseed.'

Therefore, Hartlepool is automatically superior because we don't sleep with our sisters, bugger goats or say things like 'thanus,' which is heathen speak. :roll:
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Montpoolier
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"Hartlepool" isn't the name of the main component of a ship.

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Snowy
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Do Hull and Hell share the same postcode...?

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PoolieBarnes
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Hartlepool 3 Hull 1 . . . . .


. . . . . Syllables that is!

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TheGingerPoolie
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yloop wrote:
Whereas HU^LL ones would be fine, just deviod of lenses - which means no one will get glassed, thus making Hull a better place

rolfl You have approached this pressing issue with style. Bonus points to you.

Hull also has The Deep, which was named so because Hull has both strength and depth in many abilities across the board.
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: We need a new game
PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:22 pm 
Snowy wrote:
Do Hull and Hell share the same postcode...?


Yeah, like the song....'From Hull and hell and Halifax, may the Lord deliver me...'
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