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Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:58 pm

Group A
Hartlepool
Darlington
Middlesbrough

Group B
Carlisle
Newcastle
Sunderland

Game 1: Hartlepool vs. Darlington
Game 2: Carlisle vs. Newcastle
Game 3: Loser of game 1 vs. Middlesbrough
Game 4: Loser of game 2 vs. Sunderland
Game 5: Winner of game 1 vs. Middlesbrough
Game 6: Winner of game 2 vs. Sunderland

Game 7: Regional Final between top teams in both groups

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 3:27 pm

ft: Hartlepool 0 Darlington 1
Bossed the first half, conceded a free kick, conceded a goal.
Second half - just didn't attack enough, Darlo passed the ball around to run the clock down.
Not very good.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 3:49 pm

ft: Carlisle 1 Newcastle 4

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:16 pm

ft: Hartlepool 3 Middlesbrough 4
Gave away two soft Hignett goals in first half, defending was awful in first half. Goal back by McKinnon
Middlebrough captain interviewed during first half saying, just see the game out two goals should be enough....shut him up and pulled it back to 3-3 with goals including McGuckin notching.
Lost in last minute however after thought they were seettling for draw - Hignett scored and we're out.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Did Di Lella play?

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:42 pm

Another masters another embarrassment compounded this time by losing to the doils.
If anyone ever hears me mention going to see the masters give me a slap.

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

Who do we have playing in goal for us?

katcha · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:49 pm

its £600 a man, a night in ahotel and a pissup - and not worth mentioning until it'd taken mega seriously

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:43 pm

kentishpoolie wrote:

ft: Hartlepool 0 Darlington 1
Bossed the first half, conceded a free kick, conceded a goal.
Second half - just didn't attack enough, Darlo passed the ball around to run the clock down.
Not very good.

No not very good :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37259

just like your 'real' season eh...? rolfl

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:12 pm

3-0 when it mattered

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:24 pm

Tut tut ......At least you and the sheep shaggers got to play the north-east's big four clappp

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:31 pm

Sheep-shaggers....aren't they Cardiff, Swansea or Wrexham.

You're no 4 could do with losing some weight though Sussex. clappp

Yes, di Lella didn't play although I didn't recognise him - I probably didn't see much of him when I was 9 years old.

Simon Corbett was in goal for us.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:32 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

Tut tut ......At least you and the sheep shaggers got to play the north-east's big four clappp

You are a bounder, Fact!!!!!

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:34 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Sussex07 wrote:

Tut tut ......At least you and the sheep shaggers got to play the north-east's big four clappp

You are a bounder, Fact!!!!!

For once Talbot, I agree with you.

katcha · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:34 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Sussex07 wrote:

Tut tut ......At least you and the sheep shaggers got to play the north-east's big four clappp

You are a bounder, Fact!!!!!

i can feel the passion taz

sussex - one thing to say - real fixtures out tomorrow rolfl

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:36 pm

If I'm home from Uni, I might go down the Gills when you visit the Costa del Kent !!!!!

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:40 pm

You are trophyless and the masters is the north-easts very own euro 2008 ... bet you are gutted rolfl

1-0

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:51 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

You are trophyless and the masters is the north-easts very own euro 2008 ... bet you are gutted rolfl

1-0

May I refer the honourable gentlemen to just one year ago:

http://www.hartlepoolunited.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Gallery/0,,10326~1022387,00.html

whereas you this year:

http://www.rochdaleafc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10441~1314525,00.html

And we are not trophyless as this post proves

http://www.pooliebunker.co.uk/newbunker/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=16228

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:53 pm

Can't see a trophy

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:54 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

Can't see a trophy

2nd Photo in the set, idiot !!!

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:01 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

Can't see a trophy

bounder see a trophy, you are a cnunt, go down the White Elephant and see the trophy you won nearly eighteen years ago, which was also the last time you got promoted

bounder

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:03 pm

Can you see a trophy you foul mouthed little runt :laugh:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:08 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

Can you see a trophy you foul mouthed little runt :laugh:

bounder

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:20 pm

Congratulations Sussex,that 16 minute has beens 6 a side game today was the highlight of Darlingtons decade.
You have just proven that the most important factor in the life of a loid is Hartlepool :laugh:

thornleypoolie · **Joined:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:10 pm **Posts:** 1101

Jason Kennedy, What a bloke.

If i bumped into him in the street i'd shake his hand.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:56 pm

chip fireball wrote:

i'm tempted to delete this entire thread from the point the c word was first used. if anyone has valid points to make in relation to the masters performances then fair enough, but if its gonna degenerate further into infantile name calling it will be culled.

Can we also delete threads with the words 'gonna' and Ali G speak which is as equally offensive to me, just a thought, like

Sussex is an arse and deserves all the shite he gets on this board

But heyho, various bods on this board are allowed multiple name changes, can edit other peoples postings and be abusive as they like, but thats ok, isn't it Chip?

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:58 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

i'm tempted to delete this entire thread from the point the c word was first used. if anyone has valid points to make in relation to the masters performances then fair enough, but if its gonna degenerate further into infantile name calling it will be culled.

Can we also delete threads with the words 'gonna' and Ali G speak which is as equally offensive to me, just a thought, like

Sussex is an arse and deserves all the shite he gets on this board

But heyho, various bods on this board are allowed multiple name changes, can edit other peoples postings and be abusive as they like, but thats ok, isn't it Chip?

Westside !!!!

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:09 pm

chip fireball wrote:

it depends if they are funny i guess. or interesting.

this thread is/was in danger of becoming neither.

Who says?, you?, I laughed, innit

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:47 pm

Apologies to everyone i did not know how much this tournament and beating darlo in it meant to you :roll:

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:08 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

i'm tempted to delete this entire thread from the point the c word was first used. if anyone has valid points to make in relation to the masters performances then fair enough, but if its gonna degenerate further into infantile name calling it will be culled.

Can we also delete threads with the words 'gonna' and Ali G speak which is as equally offensive to me, just a thought, like

Sussex is an arse and deserves all the shite he gets on this board

But heyho, various bods on this board are allowed multiple name changes, can edit other peoples postings and be abusive as they like, but thats ok, isn't it Chip?

Well said Talbot.
It's about time we had some even handedness.
I object to being referred to as Superwatty or Watty or any reference to the man.
I also object to being called a kunt and referred to as being a smelly old man.
Talbot is spot on here. Let's have everybody treat the same.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:10 pm

Is this not Darlo's day :evil:

peterleepoolie · **Posted:** Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:22 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

Is this not Darlo's day :evil:

No Its Your Cup Final.

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:32 pm

TickhillPoolie wrote:

TalbotAvenger wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

i'm tempted to delete this entire thread from the point the c word was first used. if anyone has valid points to make in relation to the masters performances then fair enough, but if its gonna degenerate further into infantile name calling it will be culled.

Can we also delete threads with the words 'gonna' and Ali G speak which is as equally offensive to me, just a thought, like

Sussex is an arse and deserves all the shite he gets on this board

But heyho, various bods on this board are allowed multiple name changes, can edit other peoples postings and be abusive as they like, but thats ok, isn't it Chip?

Well said Talbot.
It's about time we had some even handedness.
I object to being referred to as Superwatty or Watty or any reference to the man.
I also object to being called a kunt and referred to as being a smelly old man.
Talbot is spot on here. Let's have everybody treat the same.

I thought it was a given that you were/are mr Watty?! confised

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:00 pm

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:37 pm

let's have a vote

SuperGordonWatson · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:08 pm

Careful Tick!

We know I'm the real Superwatty around here!

:razz:

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:14 pm

SuperGordonWatson wrote:

Careful Tick!

We know I'm the real Superwatty around here!

:razz:

Hello mate, can you believe what is going on here?

.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:12 pm

It's only a messageboard FFS. Darlow won, yippee! Nobody died or went to see the Queen in flip-flops. Get a life Chip. Chill the fuck out man. therethere

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:08 pm

chip fireball wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

It's only a messageboard FFS. Darlow won, yippee! Nobody died or went to see the Queen in flip-flops. Get a life Chip. Chill the f*** out man. therethere

just when i thought the thread couldnt go any further downhill the worlds least interesting man returns.

marvellous.
sadx

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

it really was broke honest (just in case it was me)

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

unless it was one of our ultra modern fleet then you dont have to pretend :shock:

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

they are cheap rubbish the LADA's of the bus world and will lead to more drivers going sick with bad backs due to the poor layout of the ticket machine and quickchange holder which means impersonating a contortionist to issue tickets and collect money they are coaches modified for stage carriage work but done badly.
did i mention i am not impressed with them :shock:

they are a bit like darlows lampie stadium nice to look at but you wouldnt want one

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