This article is about a leading AIDS/HIV doctor.

An unfortunate name in his line of work.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-wellbeing/health-news/threat-of-world-aids-pandemic-among-heterosexuals-is-over-report-admits-842478.html

I did an article on aptronyms a while back - names that link to their profession. Scott Speed, Wolfgang Wolf, Michael Ball etc. Kevin De Cock is one of the best - although I quite like Cardinal Sin of the Philippines or Gibraltar's Minister for Tourism, Joe Holiday

Wolfgang Wolf is a legend, he was born to manage Wolfsberg!

My list (of sportsmen) was:

Gary Player
Tiger Woods
Michael Ball
Chris Moneymaker
Mario Lemieux ("the best")
George Best
Chuck Long
Willie Thrower
Mack Strong
Derek Jeter ("to throw")
Scott Speed
Arsene Wenger
Wolfgang Wolf

An honourable mention goes to the US Secretary for Education, Margaret Spellings, Judge Learned Hand and Usain Bolt, the current 100m record holder

Not being a regular follower of the news at the time, I didn't get the joke when some Catholics I knew started saying "Sin forgive me for I have fathered".

A bit different but we have a Dutch doctor at work called Dr Holland and an Aussie physio called Bruce

I used to work for a feller called Ron Grubb in Hartlepool Parks department.

When we had a contract in Hartlepool steelworks the other year there was a bloke working for Corus called Mike Hunt.

You would have thought that he'd have preferred Michael or Mick.

The landlord down our local is called Da Bierzov!

That's nowt that, the bloke in our local supermarket is called Se Fou and the lass who works for him is called Xiao Yang!!!

Like the majority of under 30's in Hartlepool these days I've have an ill fated stint at Garlands and I spent many an hour looking for celebrity phone numbers and humorous names in the database;

Favorite names;

Mr Arthur Bastard (without swear filter!)
Mr Harry Christmas
Mr Micheal Mouse

More than one Wayne Kerr

Loads of R Sole's as well.

Favorite celebrity number was Henry Kelly of Going for Gold 'fame'.

There was a William Ankers as a customer in a bank I worked at, they had to put a "." after the W on his card to stop it from plainly reading W ANKERS

There was also an Alan Chicken (shouldn't be funny but just sounds stupid!), a John Bruce Badger (Who lived with a Roland Badger) and a favourite of mine (and this was wrote in capitals on the account card) B. ATTACK, it just conjures up hoardes of bees!

I knew a Albert Hall who 'insisted' you only call him Alby.

Kevin De Cock can go and fook himself (safely of course!)

I did work with a lad called Tom Watt and if we had a meetng where name badges were needed we always had to put his full name on rather than initials cos TWatt sort of summed the lad up. It was right though him being a scot.

does he live in birmingham now by anychance ripper?

I have no idea.

Maybe he'll get round to it one day......