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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Oi, You! ADG
PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:23 pm 
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! ADG
PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:08 pm 
He's obviously not in one of his chatty moods
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! ADG
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:48 am 
grabec wrote:
He's obviously not in one of his chatty moods


However, all that is behind him now :laugh:

How's the new job, then?
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! ADG
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:55 am 
Well, ain't that posh? No-one's ever offered me a company car, even a delayed one
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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! ADG
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:00 am 
ADG wrote:
grabec wrote:
grabec wrote:
He's obviously not in one of his chatty moods


However, all that is behind him now :laugh:

How's the new job, then?


Well I started at 8:30 this morning. That was supposed to happen.

Until I got a text off the companys Fleet management last night telling me I had to wait at home for a car to be delivered, which could be any time upto 10:30.

Its 9:50 now and still no car. Not a great start to a new job eh? :laugh:

Thanks for asking.



You're getting paid aren't you, Fatty?

Eat a pie or something and watch a bit of Jezza Kyle, see how the other half live :laugh:
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:45 pm 
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ADG, there is no need for you to go and fook yourself. You are alright!

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 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! ADG
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:26 pm 
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ADG wrote:
grabec wrote:
grabec wrote:
He's obviously not in one of his chatty moods


However, all that is behind him now :laugh:

How's the new job, then?


Well I started at 8:30 this morning. That was supposed to happen.

Until I got a text off the companys Fleet management last night telling me I had to wait at home for a car to be delivered, which could be any time upto 10:30.

Its 9:50 now and still no car. Not a great start to a new job eh? :laugh:

Thanks for asking.

It's not easy getting an ice cream van warmed up first thing on a morning...what tune does yours play, Greensleeves or Match of the Day.... can I have monkeys blood on my cornet?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:27 am 
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wever, all that is behind him now :laugh:

How's the new job, then?[/quote]

Well I started at 8:30 this morning. That was supposed to happen.

Until I got a text off the companys Fleet management last night telling me I had to wait at home for a car to be delivered, which could be any time upto 10:30.

Its 9:50 now and still no car. Not a great start to a new job eh? :laugh:

Thanks for asking.[/quote]
It's not easy getting an ice cream van warmed up first thing on a morning...what tune does yours play, Greensleeves or Match of the Day.... can I have monkeys blood on my cornet?[/quote]

Crushed nuts?

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! ADG
PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:30 am 
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So what car did you get delivered?

And why are you relying on them to provide you with a vehicle, you scruffy get?

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! ADG
PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:03 am 
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ADG wrote:
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So what car did you get delivered?

And why are you relying on them to provide you with a vehicle, you scruffy get?


Well I have had an Astra delivered from a hire car company.

I got it delivered because they told me it was being delivered. sctatchinghead

I have no ides what Company Car I will get. I have put the Mondeo on my list, but I may get what is in stock if someone has left the business.


Get ready for a pink Skoda turning up for you. :laugh:

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