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MutleyRules
 Post subject: That Told Her!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:24 pm 
Our lass was talking about new Clothes for our Holiday and asked....

'Have you got any 3/4 trousers'???? sctatchinghead :shock:

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'No....and I don't intend in ever owning a pair cos I don't want to look like a Tvvat'!!!! :evil: :evil:

'Well you might need them when we are away'!!!! :roll:

'Shorts will do me fine'!!!! :evil:

She seemed a bit put out!!!! :roll: :laugh:


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Mr Ripper
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What the hell are 3/4 trousers? sctatchinghead

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What the hell are 3/4 trousers? sctatchinghead

Shorts for people who are ashamed of their legs! :laugh: :laugh:

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: That Told Her!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:32 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
What the hell are 3/4 trousers? sctatchinghead


Them stupid fecking Trousers that go to just below your knee and are worn by Rarfs on Holiday or Smackheads in Oxford/Raby Road!!!! :evil:


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The new Italian shorts are virtually three quarters, bought a pair yesterday to play 'football' in (needed to be in blue and white) bit tight too, so there going back and im getting the XL :uhoh:
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: That Told Her!!!!
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Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:
The new Italian shorts are virtually three quarters, bought a pair yesterday to play 'football' in (needed to be in blue and white) bit tight too, so there going back and im getting the XL :uhoh:



I've heard that the clothing companies are now doing even bigger sizes for the fat knackers in today's society.

After XL, XXL and XXXL the next size up is ADG.

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MutleyRules wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
What the hell are 3/4 trousers? sctatchinghead


Them stupid fecking Trousers that go to just below your knee and are worn by Rarfs on Holiday or Smackheads in Oxford/Raby Road!!!! :evil:


As modelled here
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: That Told Her!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:17 am 
GroovyCrimes wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
What the hell are 3/4 trousers? sctatchinghead


Them stupid fecking Trousers that go to just below your knee and are worn by Rarfs on Holiday or Smackheads in Oxford/Raby Road!!!! :evil:


As modelled here
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Yep....that's them!!!! :roll: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I was thinking more in the line of 3/4 Tracksuit Bottoms....Kappa etc!!!! :evil: :grin:


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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: That Told Her!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:37 am 
MutleyRules wrote:
Our lass was talking about new Clothes for our Holiday and asked....

'Have you got any 3/4 trousers'???? sctatchinghead :shock:

I replied....

'No....and I don't intend in ever owning a pair cos I don't want to look like a Tvvat'!!!! :evil: :evil:

'Well you might need them when we are away'!!!! :roll:

'Shorts will do me fine'!!!! :evil:

She seemed a bit put out!!!! :roll: :laugh:


Whereas light blue jeans, ox-blood 18 hole DM's and 1960's checked shirts with button down collars are quite the thing in sartorial elegance, aren't they mutters!!!! :laugh: :laugh:
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Jonny
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i have several pairs of 3/4 length trackies. They are ideal for holidays and going to the gym so Mrs Mutley certainly has the right idea.

Shorts are ideal if you intend to be swimming but 3/4 lengths are the way forward just for casual holiday wear.
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Jonny
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i have several pairs of 3/4 length trackies. They are ideal for holidays and going to the gym so Mrs Mutley certainly has the right idea.

Shorts are ideal if you intend to be swimming but 3/4 lengths are the way forward just for casual holiday wear.


Do you wear high heels with them? :roll:



It's hardly a female item of clothing, I personally think that 3/4 lengths go better with white classic trainers, (not the daft coloured ones like brown or black)....
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Jonny
 Post subject: Re: That Told Her!!!!
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rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

Was there any need for the use of the word "Classic" there?


Well of course there was a need.... Classics are the specific type of trainer that look the best with 3/4 lengths....
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Jonny
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: That Told Her!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:17 am 
Jonny wrote:
i have several pairs of 3/4 length trackies. They are ideal for holidays and going to the gym so Mrs Mutley certainly has the right idea.

Shorts are ideal if you intend to be swimming but 3/4 lengths are the way forward just for casual holiday wear.


I am very very suprised that it took you this long to join in this debate Mr.Jonny and say how cool 3/4 trackies are!!!! :shock: :shock:

I thought you would have joined in within 30 minutes of the first post!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :grin:


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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: That Told Her!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:20 am 
TalbotAvenger wrote:
Whereas light blue jeans, ox-blood 18 hole DM's and 1960's checked shirts with button down collars are quite the thing in sartorial elegance, aren't they mutters!!!! :laugh: :laugh:


Well considering the Skinhead Style is the Son of the Smartest Youth Cult ever....Mod....Yes Skinhead is a very Smart look!!!! :grin: :grin:


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Yubep
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I think there awful, worn with a pair of reebok classics and some normal socks, they look hideous.

I'd rather wear some bermuda shorts

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 Post subject: Re: That Told Her!!!!
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I think there awful, worn with a pair of reebok classics and some normal socks, they look hideous.

I'd rather wear some bermuda shorts


You could try trainer / ankle socks and the classic style trainers don't have to be reebok.....
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Yubep
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They have just been ruined by rubbish makes, kappa etc

and also ruined as there associated with chav fashion

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 Post subject: Re: That Told Her!!!!
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the chav is the person in the clothes - not the clothes themselves......
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