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 Post subject: get out of jail free
PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:15 am 
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USA JAIL - SOME INTERESTING READING
TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA COUNTY SHERIFF (ARIZONA) AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN.


These are some of the reasons why:



Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the 'tent city jail' to save Arizona from spending tens of millions of dollars on another expensive prison complex.

He has jail meals down to 20 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

He banned smoking and pornographic magazines in the jails, and took away their weightlifting equipment and cut off all but 'G' fillums. He says:
'They're in jail to pay a debt to society not to build muscles so they can assault innocent people when they leave.'



He started chain gangs to use the inmates to do free work on county and city projects and save taxpayer's money.



Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only allows the Disney channel and the weather channel.

When asked why the weather channel, he replied: 'So these morons will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.'
He cut off coffee because it has zero nutritional value and is therefore a waste of taxpayer money. When the inmates complained, he told them, 'This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back.'
He also bought the Newt Gingrich lecture series on US history that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series that actually tells the truth for a change would be welcome and that it might even explain why 95% of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.

With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record for June 2nd 2007), the Associated Press reported: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed wire surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.



On the Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing pink boxer shorts were overheard chatting in the tents, where temperatures reached 128 degrees.
'This is hell. It feels like we live in a furnace,' said Ernesto Gonzales, an inmate for 2 years with 10 more to go. 'It's inhumane.'
Joe Arpaio, who makes his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. 'Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for parole, only to go out and commit more crimes so they can come back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things many taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.'

The same day he told all the inmates who were complaining of the heat in the tents: 'It's between 120 to 130 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to walk all day in the sun, wearing full battle gear and get shot at, and they have not committed any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!'

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 Post subject: Re: get out of jail free
PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:00 am 
he has my vote


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 Post subject: Re: get out of jail free
PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:10 am 
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I wish our mayor had the power to do that. :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: get out of jail free
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 Post subject: Re: get out of jail free
PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:37 pm 
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Is there any pensioner Council Tax defaulters in there?? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: get out of jail free
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:35 pm 
Richard M. Head wrote:
Dictators - you gotta love 'em.




Are you saying Sheriff Joe Arpaio is a dictator because he won't let them have cable TV and wnak mags?

You can bet your sweaty clockweights they aren't inside for stealing bacon from the local 24/7, so perhaps they deserve some of the treatment dished out


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 Post subject: Re: get out of jail free
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:48 pm 
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It's the same jail that Louis Theroux went to. I can't think of a better solution.

We should build jails, more of them, in the middle of nowhere. Stick them on the Outer Hebrides or in converted oil tankers (as they'll be cheap soon) in Scapa Flow.

It shouldn't be a question of overcrowding but the number of criminals. If there's more, we need more prisons. Simple as.


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 Post subject: Re: get out of jail free
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TheGingerPoolie wrote:
It's the same jail that Louis Theroux went to. I can't think of a better solution.

We should build jails, more of them, in the middle of nowhere. Stick them on the Outer Hebrides or in converted oil tankers (as they'll be cheap soon) in Scapa Flow.

It shouldn't be a question of overcrowding but the number of criminals. If there's more, we need more prisons. Simple as.


I fully concur.

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 Post subject: Re: get out of jail free
PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:06 am 
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And when the bastads get jailed

feed them nothing but sprouts :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: get out of jail free
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Dugoutpaddy wrote:
And when the bastads get jailed

feed them nothing but sprouts :evil:


Now that is harsh.

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 Post subject: Re: get out of jail free
PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:44 am 
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I like sprouts.

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 Post subject: Re: get out of jail free
PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:25 pm 
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Dugoutpaddy wrote:
USA JAIL - SOME INTERESTING READING
TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA COUNTY SHERIFF (ARIZONA) AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN.


These are some of the reasons why:



Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the 'tent city jail' to save Arizona from spending tens of millions of dollars on another expensive prison complex.

He has jail meals down to 20 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

He banned smoking and pornographic magazines in the jails, and took away their weightlifting equipment and cut off all but 'G' fillums. He says:
'They're in jail to pay a debt to society not to build muscles so they can assault innocent people when they leave.'



He started chain gangs to use the inmates to do free work on county and city projects and save taxpayer's money.



Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only allows the Disney channel and the weather channel.

When asked why the weather channel, he replied: 'So these morons will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.'
He cut off coffee because it has zero nutritional value and is therefore a waste of taxpayer money. When the inmates complained, he told them, 'This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back.'
He also bought the Newt Gingrich lecture series on US history that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series that actually tells the truth for a change would be welcome and that it might even explain why 95% of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.

With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record for June 2nd 2007), the Associated Press reported: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed wire surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.



On the Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing pink boxer shorts were overheard chatting in the tents, where temperatures reached 128 degrees.
'This is hell. It feels like we live in a furnace,' said Ernesto Gonzales, an inmate for 2 years with 10 more to go. 'It's inhumane.'
Joe Arpaio, who makes his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. 'Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for parole, only to go out and commit more crimes so they can come back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things many taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.'

The same day he told all the inmates who were complaining of the heat in the tents: 'It's between 120 to 130 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to walk all day in the sun, wearing full battle gear and get shot at, and they have not committed any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!'

:laugh: :laugh: clappp clappp clappp :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


have you seen the pictues to go with that email?

but have you seen the new jail to be built in the UK..... its luxury!


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 Post subject: Re: get out of jail free
PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:22 pm 
Can I just repeat my question, please?? Are there any pensioner Council Tax protestors in there, or maybe people who were caught excessively speeding in the middle of the night by a camera on an empty road??

Maybe some defaulting fathers who aren't allowed to see their kids and in sheer desperation broke a court order?? Like the one who waved to his kids from his car as they went to school and got remanded in custody for three months for contempt??


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 Post subject: Re: get out of jail free
PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:31 pm 
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Can I just repeat my question, please?? Are there any pensioner Council Tax protestors in there, or maybe people who were caught excessively speeding in the middle of the night by a camera on an empty road??

Maybe some defaulting fathers who aren't allowed to see their kids and in sheer desperation broke a court order?? Like the one who waved to his kids from his car as they went to school and got remanded in custody for three months for contempt??



I doubt it, they don't have council tax in Americee


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 Post subject: Re: get out of jail free
PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:34 pm 
No, but it is the land where money talks and if you have enough you can remain free. It's also the land where two judges were remanded in custody awaiting sentence this week for taking bribes to smile on the defendants so maybe it's a bad example??

Point being, you hold some kid down and do unspeakable things, or you decide to withhold 120 quid from your Council Tax, do you deserve similar treatment??


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 Post subject: Re: get out of jail free
PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:38 pm 
Spender wrote:
No, but it is the land where money talks and if you have enough you can remain free. It's also the land where two judges were remanded in custody awaiting sentence this week for taking bribes to smile on the defendants so maybe it's a bad example??

Point being, you hold some kid down and do unspeakable things, or you decide to withhold 120 quid from your Council Tax, do you deserve similar treatment??



But they dont get similar treatment, do they?

A kiddy fiddler gets a few years, a council tax defaulter gets a month, if that


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