Is this for real? These 'people' live in the middle of the rainforest and have never sent a text message in their lives, crazy stuff.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7426869.stm

Apparently the black one maybe a woman!

"The black figure may be a woman, although it is impossible to be certain. That this person is not carrying a bow hints in this direction. The black body paint is called genipapo, and is made from fruit. Like the red dye it is likely to be an aggressive display."

And how's this for a sexiest comment, from a woman!

"The white blob in the photograph could well be cotton, and the beige area next to it is probably a basket. The cotton would either be cultivated by the tribe, or gathered in the wild. It would be woven by the women, into the kind of short skirt worn by the black figure. "