Pools new striker?

Gerry Mandrake · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:23 pm **Posts:** 1421

Probably just getting some scran, I hear London is expensive.

Spender · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 3:23 pm

Did he have any trousers on?? :grin:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 3:25 pm

What, he had his shoes on??

yloop · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 3:29 pm

Will he toe the line?

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 3:31 pm

Will he be instep with the rest of the team ?

yloop · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 3:31 pm

his agent is a div though, he really wrAnkles me,

one of these days achilles agent, so i will!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 3:34 pm

He won't come....he's burnt his Bridges here!!!! confised

yloop · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 3:37 pm

HUFC... are you saying you methatarshole?

:roll:

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

has he lost any of his blistering pace?

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

Did you f@rt or where you questioning blistering pace and boydy in the same post rolfl

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

HUFC wrote:

Spotted on Sunday. Adam Boyd at the Marina. Is he coming home for good? :wink:

It might have had something to do with the fact his sister got married on Sunday.

yloop · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 3:45 pm

i think you've missed the fact this entire t(h)read is made from foot puns

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

And the fact you said Pardon, do keep up HUFC.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

MadJohn wrote:

Anyway how do we know you saw him at the Marina? Did you take four toes?

I just laughed out loud at that.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 5:02 pm

HUFC wrote:

It wasnt that funny though.

True....but it is quite Corny!!!! confised

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

This thread is a load of old cobblers. :uhoh:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22655

aptid wrote:

And the fact you said Pardon, do keep up HUFC.

There is no capital in pardon. Well, not in that context.

Also, your sentence could have been better constructed: The use of the word 'And' at the beginning of a sentence is generally considered to be a faux pas. Forgiving that the comma between Pardon [sic] and do should really be a full stop with the D of do [sic] being a capital.

Hope this helps.

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 5:11 pm

Hawklord wrote:

This thread is a load of old cobblers. :uhoh:

Aye, but it won't last.

HUFCWop · **Joined:** Tue May 22, 2007 7:30 am **Posts:** 373

Pools wage budget'll be too loafer him surely.

Spender · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 5:14 pm

Just wait until pre-season. See if he Tones up.... :roll:

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

But there was a capital p in HUFCs' pardon, so in that context you have marked me down too harshly, I demand a recount refyellow

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 7:55 pm

Mr I wrote:

Forgiving that the comma between Pardon [sic] and do should really be a full stop with the D of do [sic] being a capital.

Hope this helps.

Oy! The day I got you on a comma splice you tried to shrug it off! :laugh:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22655

aptid wrote:

But there was a capital p in HUFCs' pardon, so in that context you have marked me down too harshly, I demand a recount refyellow

Ah yes, indeed there was. However his usage was correct inasmuch as he used a capital P at the beginning of a sentence, you did not. Had you quoted him then you would also have been correct but you simply used the same word with incorrect capitalisation.

Appeal rejected.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22655

Richard M. Head wrote:

Mr I wrote:

Forgiving that the comma between Pardon [sic] and do should really be a full stop with the D of do [sic] being a capital.

Hope this helps.

Oy! The day I got you on a comma splice you tried to shrug it off! :laugh:

I had a broken keyboard.

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