which 5 people would you tazer?

windass · **Joined:** Thu May 08, 2008 10:06 pm **Posts:** 56

i copied this from another forum he he!
mine are..John Prescott
Hilary Clinton
Fergie
Princess Anne
Bryan Robson

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Thu May 22, 2008 9:42 pm

iain wright
gordon brown
alaister darling
jeremy kyle
iain wright(incase first one did'nt work)fookit forget the rest iain wright 5 times

The Lightning Tree · **Joined:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm **Posts:** 5804

Jordan
Graham Norton
The bitch off gmtv without the tits
David Cameron
Catherine Tait

:evil:

windass · **Joined:** Thu May 08, 2008 10:06 pm **Posts:** 56

threepintwonder wrote:

iain wright
gordon brown
alaister darling
jeremy kyle
iain wright(incase first one did'nt work)fookit forget the rest iain wright 5 times

Jeremy kyle...fucking knob!

jish · **Posted:** Thu May 22, 2008 10:12 pm

Alex Ferguson
Cristiano Ronaldo
Wayne Rooney
Gary Neville
Mikael Silvestre

despise each one of them

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Thu May 22, 2008 10:24 pm

Ashley Cole
William Gallas
John Terry
Didier Drogba
Osama bin laden

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu May 22, 2008 10:28 pm

Jamie Oliver
Anthony Worrall-Thompson
Michael Barrymore
Jamiroquai
A bloke I used to work with who bullied the female office juniors

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

Joey Barton
A Newcastle fan from Hartlepool
Another Newcastle from Hartlepool.
A Newcastle fan from Leeds
That Journalist on that football program who switched the subject about Newcastle during our segment

Edit: I am replacing "another Newcastle fan from Leeds" with that Journalist on that football program who switched the subject about Newcastle during our segment.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu May 22, 2008 11:27 pm

Can the next 10 people who look at this thread and don't have a go give me their go's please cos I could have a very long list!!!! confised

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 12:30 am

The Lightning Tree wrote:

The bitch off gmtv without the tits

:evil:

I agree. I can't stand Richard Arnold either.

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 1:56 am

Jeremy Kyle
David Cameron
Monty Don
Pete Doherty
Boris Johnson

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22655

All of smarmy and smug 'Eggheads' plus the arselicking presenter.

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 7:09 am

1 ADG

2 Any gay person that needs to flaunt there gayness/sexuality ie norton, winton etc
3 Osama Bin Laden
4 Danny Wilson
5 Gordon Brown

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 7:10 am

townendtimmy wrote:

1 ADG

2 Any gay person that needs to flaunt there gayness/sexuality ie norton, winton etc
3 Osama Bin Laden
4 Danny Wilson
5 Gordon Brown

Ohhhh,

e me,

e me.

tucker · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 7:21 am

Danny Wilson
Willie Boland
Jan Budz
Richard Barker
Lightening Tree

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 7:46 am

Piers Morgan
John Motson
Iain Wright
Chris Moyles
Richard Littlejohn

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2471

Christiano Ronaldo
Piers Morgan
Didier Drogba
Heather Mills
Alex Ferguson

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 11:24 am

Cheers!!!! :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 12:18 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Noel Gallagher
Amy Winehouse
Alan Hansen
Terry Christian
The bloke from Hartlepool with the Owton Manor Reds flag.

I say take Noel Gallagher out and replace him with the lad who owns the 'Hartlepool Mags' Flag!!!! :grin:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 5:52 pm

just cut to the chase

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 5:55 pm

Marco Gabbers.
Martin Smith.
Dave Hodgeson.
Clark Keltie.
Brian Honour.

Sarf · **Joined:** Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:31 pm **Posts:** 323

Alan Brazil
Chris Evans
Kelly Brook
Alan Brazil
Adrian Durham

Spender · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 6:25 pm

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

Monty Don

Bit harsh that Mr Ginger as he had a stroke six weeks ago and has retired. Also a waste of a go as only half of him would feel the pain. :roll:

Now me, I'd go for the bigger targets as they'd dance better, so:

John Prescott ('Which skools'n'ospitals do you want us to clo........arrrgggghhhhh!!!!!')
Bruce Forsyth ('Nice to see you to see you...arrrggghhhh!!!!!')
Anne Robinson ('You are the weakes......arrrrggghhhhhh!!!!!')
Ian Blair ('I was not aware of anything that happened anywhere at a......arrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!')
The Dalai Lama ('Snuffle, giggle, aren't I wonderf....aaarrgggghhhhhh!!!!')

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 8:07 pm

if I was told I had six weeks to live, it would be bad news for me......................but not half as bad as it would be for my unsuspecting soon-to-be victims

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Fri May 23, 2008 9:06 pm

Sarf wrote:

Alan Brazil
Chris Evans
Kelly Brook
Alan Brazil
Adrian Durham

When you've taz

ered kelly well can i have er :laugh:

Sarf · **Joined:** Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:31 pm **Posts:** 323

You would be welcome to her. I've actually reconsidered and submit the following:

yloop
hufclad
mattyrobsonschin
dazza
Alan Brazil

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat May 24, 2008 7:28 am

MutleyRules wrote:

Can the next 10 people who look at this thread and don't have a go give me their go's please cos I could have a very long list!!!! confised

You can have my go as well Mutley. :laugh:

HUFCWop · **Joined:** Tue May 22, 2007 7:30 am **Posts:** 373

tucker wrote:

Danny Wilson
Willie Boland
Jan Budz
Richard Barker
Lightening Tree

Richard Barker? stpid

You'd have to catch him first like

1. Iain Wright
2. Joey Barton £50k a week and still can't see a reason to behave
3. Russell Brand
4. Pete Doherty
5. Amy Skankhouse

lestakev · **Posted:** Sat May 24, 2008 10:41 am

Little and Large
that fcking elephant on that insurance advert
Thatcher
norman tebbitt
and the little baby jesus

MR. X · **Joined:** Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:26 pm **Posts:** 70

Jamie Oliver
Jeremy Kyle
Jeremy Clarkson
Jan Budtz
Robbie Elliot

LeicesterPoolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:48 pm **Posts:** 1278

Ant and Dec (midgets, so it only counts as one)
Danny Wilson (another midget, so do it twice)
Ken Bates
Denis Wise (another midget, didn't realise I had such a problem with them !)
Baz Savage

windass · **Joined:** Thu May 08, 2008 10:06 pm **Posts:** 56

LeicesterPoolie wrote:

Ant and Dec (midgets, so it only counts as one)
Danny Wilson (another midget, so do it twice)
Ken Bates
Denis Wise (another midget, didn't realise I had such a problem with them !)
Baz Savage

David badiel(spelling right!)
Scottish Weather Guy on North East news
Yorkshire Cook GUY..Martin?

Spender · **Posted:** Sat May 24, 2008 4:47 pm

Can Mr Mutley have your other two?? :wink:

If 'Which 5' was confusing... :roll:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Sat May 24, 2008 5:39 pm

Russell Brandt.......Can anyone stand him, I hate him with a vengence.
Chris Evans..........Ego bigger than talent, on BBC payroll financed by me and contributes nowt
Gordon Brown.......He's a Jock, a miserable one at that, thinks he's so smart and he isn't.
Margery Stewart...You don't know her but take it from me.
And another feller who deserves it for personal reasons I'm not prepared to reveal here.

grabec · **Posted:** Sat May 24, 2008 5:45 pm

Frodraff wrote:

Russell Brandt.......Can anyone stand him, I hate him with a vengence.
Chris Evans..........Ego bigger than talent, on BBC payroll financed by me and contributes nowt
Gordon Brown.......He's a Jock, a miserable one at that, thinks he's so smart and he isn't.
Margery Stewart...You don't know her but take it from me.
And another feller who deserves it for personal reasons I'm not prepared to reveal here.

I'm not sure Margery Stewart and the other feller ar allowable under the rules of the thread. Far too secretive. Unless 'the other feller' is your brother

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Sat May 24, 2008 6:35 pm

The Spice Girls

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