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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Thursday's Joke!!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 12:44 pm 
A drunk goes to the Doctors complaining of tiredness and headaches.

'I feel tired all the time' he slurs, 'My head hurts, I've got a sore arse and I'm not sleeping.What is it Doc'????

Frowning, the Doctor examines him thoroughly before standing back.

'I can't find anything wrong', he says, 'It must be the drinking'.

'Fair enough' replies the drunk, 'I'll come back when you sober up'!!!!

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loyal blue
 Post subject: Re: Thursday's Joke!!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 2:36 pm 
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Mutters your jokes are shat please keep them to yourself

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 Post subject: Re: Thursday's Joke!!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 2:37 pm 
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MutleyRules wrote:
A drunk goes to the Doctors complaining of tiredness and headaches.

'I feel tired all the time' he slurs, 'My head hurts, I've got a sore arse and I'm not sleeping.What is it Doc'????

Frowning, the Doctor examines him thoroughly before standing back.

'I can't find anything wrong', he says, 'It must be the drinking'.

'Fair enough' replies the drunk, 'I'll come back when you sober up'!!!!

:grin: :grin:

:laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Thursday's Joke!!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 2:44 pm 
loyal blue wrote:
Mutters your jokes are shat please keep them to yourself

refred refred


OK!!!! :uhoh:

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