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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: Since when were spiders reptiles?
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:53 pm 
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http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Sp ... 4097751.jp

I thought they were invertebrates. It really gets my back up when I see things like this on the web.

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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: Since when were spiders reptiles?
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:54 pm 
poolieinnottingham wrote:
http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Spider-can-come-into-my.4097751.jp

I thought they were invertebrates. It really gets my back up when I see things like this on the web.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiders


The Mail is the pishest local rag in the UK, its not even good enough for bumwad
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Frodraff
 Post subject: Re: Since when were spiders reptiles?
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A bite that causes severe swelling eh............mm.

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Cornelius Atweasle
 Post subject: Re: Since when were spiders reptiles?
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TalbotAvenger wrote:
poolieinnottingham wrote:
http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Spider-can-come-into-my.4097751.jp

I thought they were invertebrates. It really gets my back up when I see things like this on the web.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiders


The Mail is the pishest local rag in the UK, its not even good enough for bumwad


And you're a bounder.

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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: Since when were spiders reptiles?
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:44 pm 
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
poolieinnottingham wrote:
http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Spider-can-come-into-my.4097751.jp

I thought they were invertebrates. It really gets my back up when I see things like this on the web.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiders


The Mail is the pishest local rag in the UK, its not even good enough for bumwad


And you're a bounder.

:roll: :roll:




It's a wank paper, with wank stories and is generally shite, and if that makes me a bounder, then I am a bounder of the highest order
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Cornelius Atweasle
 Post subject: Re: Since when were spiders reptiles?
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:50 pm 
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[quote="TalbotAvenger
It's a w**k paper, with w**k stories and is generally shite, and if that makes me a bounder, then I am a bounder of the highest order[/quote][/quote]

rolfl rolfl

Only generally shite? So there are some bits you like....
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Since when were spiders reptiles?
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:51 pm 
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I get The Mail delivered and always read it.

It's not a wnk paper and not all of the stories are wnk. Some are, but so they are in every paper.

I've lived / worked all around the country and often bought the local paper of the place that I was in. As local papers go The Mail is no worse than most and better than a lot.

My biggest gripe with The Mail is their language and their grammar.

The use of words like "nicked", "swiped" etc shouldn't be in a newspaper. banghead

And it would be good if their Pools reporter was more of a journalist than a propagandist... :wink:

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Since when were spiders reptiles?
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:51 pm 
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I get The Mail delivered and always read it.

It's not a wnk paper and not all of the stories are wnk. Some are, but so they are in every paper.

I've lived / worked all around the country and often bought the local paper of the place that I was in. As local papers go The Mail is no worse than most and better than a lot.

My biggest gripe with The Mail is their language and their grammar.

The use of words like "nicked", "swiped" etc shouldn't be in a newspaper. banghead

And it would be good if their Pools reporter was more of a journalist than a propagandist... :wink:

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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: Since when were spiders reptiles?
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:02 pm 
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
[quote="TalbotAvenger
It's a w**k paper, with w**k stories and is generally shite, and if that makes me a bounder, then I am a bounder of the highest order
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rolfl rolfl

Only generally shite? So there are some bits you like....[/quote]


The bargin counter and ebb and flow are good....
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Cornelius Atweasle
 Post subject: Re: Since when were spiders reptiles?
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TalbotAvenger wrote:
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
[quote="TalbotAvenger
It's a w**k paper, with w**k stories and is generally shite, and if that makes me a bounder, then I am a bounder of the highest order


rolfl rolfl

Only generally shite? So there are some bits you like....[/quote]


The bargin counter and ebb and flow are good....[/quote]

And do you let Northern Echo journos take you up the shitter? :wink:
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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: Since when were spiders reptiles?
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:20 pm 
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
[quote="TalbotAvenger
It's a w**k paper, with w**k stories and is generally shite, and if that makes me a bounder, then I am a bounder of the highest order


rolfl rolfl

Only generally shite? So there are some bits you like....



The bargin counter and ebb and flow are good....[/quote]

And do you let Northern Echo journos take you up the shitter? :wink:[/quote]


What a strange question.....

No actually, but I might be inclined to let the Journos from the Harrogate Advertiser have a run at it!
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Cornelius Atweasle
 Post subject: Re: Since when were spiders reptiles?
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Butt out, bum boy. This is a private gentleman's discussion. :evil:
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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: Re: Since when were spiders reptiles?
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Bloody hell! I wanted to start a thread featuring spider puns, but it's turned into another brown love discussion already.

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TickhillPoolie
 Post subject: Re: Since when were spiders reptiles?
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:57 pm 
poolieinnottingham wrote:
Bloody hell! I wanted to start a thread featuring spider puns, but it's turned into another brown love discussion already.

aye there's some tricky webs weaved on here. :shock:
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Cornelius Atweasle
 Post subject: Re: Since when were spiders reptiles?
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TickhillPoolie wrote:
poolieinnottingham wrote:
Bloody hell! I wanted to start a thread featuring spider puns, but it's turned into another brown love discussion already.

aye there's some tricky webs weaved on here. :shock:


Don't try and tell me there's no one on here who's slipped an object or objects up their Cadbury Alley and NOT liked it.
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Mr Irrelevant
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 Post subject: Re: Since when were spiders reptiles?
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