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windass · **Joined:** Thu May 08, 2008 10:06 pm **Posts:** 56

Why are scousers like laxative? Because they irritate the shit out of you! :laugh:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Sun May 18, 2008 8:15 pm

windass wrote:

Why are scousers like laxative? Because they irritate the shiit out of you! :laugh:

And they pinch your strimmer.......bastards refred

Frodraff · **Posted:** Sun May 18, 2008 8:30 pm

phil wrote:

Frodraff wrote:

windass wrote:

Why are scousers like laxative? Because they irritate the shiit out of you! :laugh:

And they pinch your strimmer.......bastards refred

I have never known a laxative do that!

At the time I would've beat the shit out of whoever pinched it if I could've got me hands on them.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sun May 18, 2008 10:30 pm

Are you sure you mean laxatives?

Laxatives are meant to relieve you, not irritate you. :wink:

grabec · **Posted:** Mon May 19, 2008 10:07 am

That's right. They relieve your constipation by irritating the shit out of you.

Er...I hope this helps

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon May 19, 2008 10:19 am

grabec wrote:

That's right. They relieve your constipation by irritating the shiit out of you.

No they don't.

grabec · **Posted:** Mon May 19, 2008 10:22 am

Oh.
Well, try exercise, green leafy vegetables and lots of water. You should have done that in the first place instead of relying on pharmaceuticals