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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:00 am 
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It was an exciting moment as a youth to find a crumpled up Daily Sport in the bushes.

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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 11:16 am 
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I think since FHM and Nuts etc lads don't buy porn mags. Even more so with the content on the internet when you type in something completely honest into google :uhoh:


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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 11:24 am 
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Porno in my youth was "Health and Efficiency" magazine.

Hughes (senior) the newsagent in Hart Road** opposite the Mill House had a whole window full of such magazines, all carefully arranged to show nowt!

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** that's Raby Road to you youngsters

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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 12:13 pm 
Remember some sort of newspaper debate a couple of decades ago on the lines of : 'Should pornography be removed from the top shelf?'
A disabled reader wrote in to say, yes pornography ought to be taken from the top shelf. And placed on the bottom shelf, where he could reach it from his wheelchair


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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:20 pm 
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Not a clue mate, I've never bought a 'lads mag' before. The internet is fair more educating and interesting. Especially the bunker, you couldn't read about a fella in China buying the mingingest chair in history in a mag for "blokes that want to act like girls" surely?


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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:31 pm 
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HUFCWop wrote:
you couldn't read about a fella in China buying the mingingest chair in history in a mag for "blokes that want to act like girls" surely?

I think Kev might object strongly to that!





















'Cos he reckons it was his rass what bought it. :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:42 pm 
It was me birthday present and you're fookin smoke pal.... :evil: :evil: :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:44 pm 
Did you have a chair before your birthday?


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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:17 pm 
I did aye...... :uhoh:

Our rasses chair. Me arse was scraping the floor, the wheels didn't go round, and it gave me backache....mind it was cheap.... :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:23 pm 
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How is thechair anyway Kev?
Any chance of an up to date picture of it? :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:58 pm 
Pooliekev wrote:
I did aye...... :uhoh:

Our rasses chair. Me arse was scraping the floor, the wheels didn't go round, and it gave me backache....mind it was cheap.... :roll:


So...Mrs Kev bought you that chair so that she could simultaneously reclaim her own seat, and at the same time make you the envy of the western world?
She sounds like a woman after me own heart :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 7:15 pm 
Mrs PK is more of a woman than you'll ever be although she might be a sight more diminutive. :wink: :wink:

As previously stated, size is a minor consideration, and if you disabuse her of this notion I'll boot yer chunks off. :grin: :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 7:49 pm 
Pooliekev wrote:
Mrs PK is more of a woman than you'll ever be although she might be a sight more diminutive. :wink: :wink:

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I say, that's a bit mean......

Anyway..that's what I meant, wasn't it? We were discussing you not her


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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 8:07 pm 
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...is discarded Porno Mags!

When I was a kid you used to find them in bushes, on the footy field, on roads, EVERYWHERE.

In fact, can you still get 'em? sctatchinghead

We once found a "Rustler" in the bushes near Stamford Walk on the way home from footy on the Fens Field, you think we'd struck gold! rolfl



How strange one should mention that......

I got home from work about 20 mins ago, and on the pavement outside my flat was a discarded bongo mag!!!!

What will the gentlefolk of Knaresborough think rolfl sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
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ElvisAintDead wrote:
...is discarded Porno Mags!

When I was a kid you used to find them in bushes, on the footy field, on roads, EVERYWHERE.

In fact, can you still get 'em? sctatchinghead

We once found a "Rustler" in the bushes near Stamford Walk on the way home from footy on the Fens Field, you think we'd struck gold! rolfl

not being seedy. all the porn cinemas are closing. none in manchester etc! :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:32 am 
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ElvisAintDead wrote:
...is discarded Porno Mags!

When I was a kid you used to find them in bushes, on the footy field, on roads, EVERYWHERE.

In fact, can you still get 'em? sctatchinghead

We once found a "Rustler" in the bushes near Stamford Walk on the way home from footy on the Fens Field, you think we'd struck gold! rolfl


There was an alleyway behind the Bungalow Stores near Cuthberts school that was always a good spot for finding them when I was about 10 year old.

Was that your dumping spot Mr Elvis? sctatchinghead :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 1:23 am 
The biggest stash I ever found....apart from me Dads collection....was on the wasteground that is the Health Centre now in Victoria Road!!!! :grin: :grin:

It was sort of in a hole at the bottom of a tree in a Hintons bag!!!! confised confised confised


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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 7:16 pm 
The biggest find I ever made was in Mr Rippers house, tucked behind his Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine collection when he went for a Jimmy.... :uhoh: :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Something else you never see now....
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 7:17 pm 
Spender wrote:
The biggest find I ever made was in Mr Rippers house, tucked behind his Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine collection when he went for a Jimmy.... :uhoh: :shock:



Aren't Carter USM for the gays and girls??? :grin:


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