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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 2:46 pm 
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Without having seen today's sending off (and therefore possibly talking through my arse), I wonder if Nani is the worst footballer to appear in the top division of English football.
Not because he isn't gifted (he clearly is) but because his skills are of absolutely FA use to a football team.
He'd prolly be good at three a side or summat.

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 Post subject: Re: Nani
PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 2:50 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Nani
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Well said. I've been sayingh he's over-rated at work, to which the half wits just laugh. (Though admitadly they know as much about football as I know about fooking water polo)

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 Post subject: Re: Nani
PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 7:00 pm 
I've honestly never heard of him!!!! sctatchinghead sctatchinghead :uhoh:


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 Post subject: Re: Nani
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maybe he really is a nanny, and they signed him by mistake, and he should actually be looking after someone's kids.

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 Post subject: Re: Nani
PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 7:06 pm 
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Well said. I've been sayingh he's over-rated at work, to which the half wits just laugh. (Though admitadly they know as much about football as I know about fooking water polo)


admitadly? do they not teach you to spell in Stockton? :grin:

Nani will be a good player in a couple of year, just needs to mature.

The question is will he ever be as good as that Darlo legend Martin Smith? rolfl

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 Post subject: Re: Nani
PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 7:11 pm 
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Chris, Chris. I have that shirt ready and waiting for you son? :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Nani
PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 7:29 pm 
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I remember the same things being said about Christian Ronaldo a couple of years back.


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 Post subject: Re: Nani
PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 9:03 pm 
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Warwick Hunt wrote:
I remember the same things being said about Christian Ronaldo a couple of years back.


Yep

"all the tricks in the world but no end product, a show pony"

well Ronny now has an end product!!!!!!!

Doubt Nani will get any where near Ronaldo's level but will still be a handy player

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 Post subject: Re: Nani
PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 12:40 am 
I've said it for 2 years about Walcott....he'll never make it!!!! :uhoh: :uhoh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Nani
PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 1:04 pm 
Ronaldo looked worse than Nani has in his first season at Man Utd, in fact Ronaldo used to be a bit of a joke figure with all those poncy step overs.

Nani's sending off yesterday though rolfl rolfl


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I dont understand why a bif fooookin centrehalf playing for whoever..............just dosent kick Ronaldo up in the air in the first minute. Really kick the greasy cheating bounder.

And in the next minute the other centre back does as well.

The game has gone soft.

Tommy Smith would've sorted it!

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 Post subject: Re: Nani
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Nobodys Hero wrote:
I dont understand why a bif fooookin centrehalf playing for whoever..............just dosent kick Ronaldo up in the air in the first minute. Really kick the greasy cheating bounder.

And in the next minute the other centre back does as well.

The game has gone soft.


because they'd get sent off?

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 Post subject: Re: Nani
PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:54 pm 
MadJohn wrote:
misterb2001 wrote:
well Ronny now has an end product!!!!!!!

Doubt Nani will get any where near Ronaldo's level but will still be a handy player


Ronny rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

Mr I, can we have a ManU filter please :roll:


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It's like calling Ian Wright 'Wrighty'!!!! :roll: :evil: banghead

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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MutleyRules wrote:
MadJohn wrote:
misterb2001 wrote:
well Ronny now has an end product!!!!!!!

Doubt Nani will get any where near Ronaldo's level but will still be a handy player


Ronny rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

Mr I, can we have a ManU filter please :roll:


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It's like calling Ian Wright 'Wrighty'!!!! :roll: :evil: banghead

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


or Adam Boyd, Boydy? :roll: :roll:

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Or Danny Wilson Willie?

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 Post subject: Re: Nani
PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:23 pm 
I'm with the fat bloke on this one. :wink:

Boot him dead hard, like RIGHT hard, so he doesn't even have to dive, goes down like a ten bob tart. Just make sure you come away with the ball, or if your skilled at it, two balls. And his spleen. :laugh:

If I was Rooney I'd still be slapping him for that sending off thing at the World Cup and when I got tired, our Colleen would rake his face while I had a kip. :evil: :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: Nani
PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:58 pm 
misterb2001 wrote:
It's like calling Ian Wright 'Wrighty'!!!! :roll: :evil: banghead

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: [/color]


or Adam Boyd, Boydy? :roll: :roll:[/quote]

I call him Adam Boyd when speaking about him!!!! :roll: :grin:


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