A Stray Dog Had a Shit In My House

peterleepoolie · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:38 pm

I was brinign some stuff in from my car, left the door to the house open as there was alot to carry, as I walked back in the second time there was a big black labrador in my hallway having a shit!

I got that much of a shock i nearly shit myself.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:39 pm

I thought it was the first line of a Joke!!!! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:43 pm

3 Pages....remember....he's in Peterlee!!!! :evil:

They'll probably do a Special Pull-Out section on Dog Shite aswell!!!! :roll:

Reminds me off Father Ted with the Pull-Out section on Whistles!!!! :laugh:

peterleepoolie · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:45 pm

Oi Theres Nowt Wrong With Peterlee :evil:

peterleepoolie · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:50 pm

ohh can i just point out this was taken off the smb board..didnt happen to me

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:51 pm

peterleepoolie wrote:

Oi Theres Nowt Wrong With Peterlee :evil:

Not saying there is but The 'Hartlepool' Mail these days seem to print just as many stories about Peterlee, Wingate, Wellfield, etc etc as it does Hartlepool and it gets on my tits!!!! :evil:

I don't even know where half the places are!!!! confised

I also thought that Peterlee had its own Mail!!!! :roll:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:51 pm

peterleepoolie wrote:

ohh can i just point out this was taken off the smb board..didnt happen to me

I'm lost now!!!!

peterleepoolie · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:55 pm

The Dog Shatting In a House Was From The Smb Board - did not happen to me

yeah we have the peterlee mail which has the exact same storys in it as the hartlepool mail.

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Thu May 01, 2008 12:08 am

Was it white or brown?

There's a distinct lack of white dog shit in this town now.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu May 01, 2008 8:20 am

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

Was it white or brown?

There's a distinct lack of white dog shiit in this town now.

LOL, The same thing occured to me a while ago. I was beginning to wonder if I had imagined white doggy poo during my childhood. You seemed to see it on every street back then. As a kid you could not walk around the Murray Street area without impersonating Princess Di in a minefield

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu May 01, 2008 11:18 am

Only clean people's dogs have white dogshit.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu May 01, 2008 5:43 pm

How many fecking times....White Dog Poo is due to feeding your Dog Bones....which people rarely do these days!!!! sadx

Next time you are at the Butchers get some bones for your Dog and wait a day and hey presto....White Dog Shite!!!! :grin:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu May 01, 2008 6:01 pm

Does it still taste like it used to??

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Thu May 01, 2008 6:19 pm

gravedisorder wrote:

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

Was it white or brown?

There's a distinct lack of white dog shiit in this town now.

LOL, The same thing occured to me a while ago. I was beginning to wonder if I had imagined white doggy poo during my childhood. You seemed to see it on every street back then. As a kid you could not walk around the Murray Street area without impersonating Princess Di in a minefield

My mate used to live in that area as a kid (Collingwood Road) and he always used to refer to it as 'Dog Shit Canyon'.

Jeef_Boner · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 1:45 am

There's a scientific reason for dog poo not being white any more. Years ago it was common for ash to be used as a filler in tinned dog food, and it was this that turned it white as it dried. The practice is much less common these days, so only poor people who feed their dog basic home brand dog food have the pleasure of seeing white crusties on their lawn (or, more usually, everyone else's lawn except their own).

Frodraff · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 8:06 am

What I like about the bunker is that there's an expert on absolutely any subject that's raised or in this case dropped.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 11:57 am

But that expert is wrong!!!! :roll:

Feed your dog with bones for 2 days and see the white dog poo return!!!! :grin:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 12:13 pm

Frodraff wrote:

What I like about the bunker is that there's an expert on absolutely any subject that's raised or in this case dropped.

Frodraff · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 7:32 pm

I mean where else can you get a discussion on the cause and colour of doggy doo doo. Anyone doing definitive trials to establish the true cause. Is it the ash or is it the bones?

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 7:41 pm

It could be either - they seem relatively believable, although I'm more willing to believe the bones theory - you can't get them anywhere and they have that Pedigree chew stick bollocks now instead.

I think we should start a petition to give dogs their bones back, starting now. I want to see white dog shit again.

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 8:00 pm

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

It could be either - they seem relatively believable, although I'm more willing to believe the bones theory - you can't get them anywhere and they have that Pedigree chew stick bollocks now instead.

I think we should start a petition to give dogs their bones back, starting now. I want to see white dog shiit again.

If we're going to do it let's do it properly and have two or three blue stripes running through it as well. clappp

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