Is J.Porter staying or coming to Wellington (N.Z.)?

auskiwi · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:11 am

What do you think? I think he would be better off in lots of regards to come to New Zealand :grin:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:12 am

I think that he should stay here.

Why the hell would anybody want to go to New Zealand? It's got nowt going for it except for the sheep and the secluded spots to take them to.

If you were gonna go to the arse of travelling half way around the world then surely you'd be better off going to Australia?

auskiwi · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:33 am

Mr Ripper wrote:

I think that he should stay here.

Why the hell would anybody want to go to New Zealand? It's got nowt going for it except for the sheep and the secluded spots to take them to.

If you were gonna go to the arse of travelling half way around the world then surely you'd be better off going to Australia?

Your a clown. Do some traveling mate, theres more to the world than whats up your arse.
I was hoping for some adult comment, then you turned up, very disappointed. Once your pull your head out oh rosey cheeked one, tell me why in your 'wordly' view :laugh:

should aus be a preferance, ( please don't use ill informed opinion). Wellington plays in the A league, has brought well and has a bloody good lifestyle.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:39 am

Where's that little smiley with the fishing rod when you need him? rolfl

Seriously though, I would be upset to see Joel leave here for anywhere so it's nowt personal. He's probably our best player and one we can ill afford to lose- an entertainer with creativity who any team would miss.

So I hope that you don't get him and he's playing in our blue and white again next season.

PS. Try looking at the original content of your own post about him "being better off..." signing for you if you don't want sharp replies in the future. :wink:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

The standard of the aussie league must be conference level surely?

They have a wage cap over there too so it's not like he would be raking it in.

auskiwi · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:02 am

Nice catch or nice out, all good anyways. Yeah was a bit sensitive re sheep, its as old as aussie convict jokes. p.s theres more sheep in aus and more 'private' space. But they still root roos and have the insest capital of the world (Tasmania). :wink:

So your sad if he goes, sorry but thats only good news for us if we get him. Though I hear he had some knee probs on the weekend, anything serious. He has a history of that, doesn't he? Still think he would be value for money when hes fit. Maybe oneday you can make it down under and watch him play, I will shout you enough cold beers to get a elephant drunk and merry. Seriously good atmosphere at home games here, average crowd apprx 15,000 and hoping for 20,000 with the new signings weve made.

auskiwi · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:08 am

Yubep wrote:

The standard of the aussie league must be conference level surely?

They have a wage cap over there too so it's not like he would be raking it in.

I honestly think we would give Hartlepool a 'very' good game :wink:

Yeah we have a wage cap, but also a no $ limit for a marqee player, which is what we would call him.
Surely he would do well in the money stakes and this is a farkin good place to live and if he has a family a great place to raise children.

P.M.T. · **Joined:** Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:14 pm **Posts:** 968

auskiwi wrote:

Seriously good atmosphere at home games here, average crowd apprx 15,000 and hoping for 20,000 with the new signings weve made.

15000-20000 rolfl

That's the population of New Zealand

auskiwi · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:34 am

P.M.T. wrote:

auskiwi wrote:

Seriously good atmosphere at home games here, average crowd apprx 15,000 and hoping for 20,000 with the new signings weve made.

15000-20000 rolfl

That's the population of New Zealand

lol, no I think thats the population of Hartlepool

auskiwi · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:41 am

MadJohn wrote:

auskiwi wrote:

Yubep wrote:

The standard of the aussie league must be conference level surely?

I honestly think we would give Hartlepool a 'very' good game :wink:

So we're in agreement then :laugh:

auskiwi, what is your opinion on the practice of teapotting? Is it frowned on in your parts?

Had to google that! :laugh:

. Probably frowned upon as a conversation starter :wink:

There are some sad arsed people around :laugh:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:00 am

auskiwi wrote:

Had to google that! :laugh:

That might not quite be the kind of teapotting we're talking about. :wink:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22649

Dirty bastids :evil:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:14 am

I'm at work and daren't Google it! :shock:

Somebody wanna post a brief definition...

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

in the interests of knowledge and scientific endeavour I googled as requested and found this

"Teapotting is when a man is m*stur!ating and sticks his thumb up his own @5s to massage his prostate gland in order to intensify the experience" :shock:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:23 am

aptid wrote:

in the interests of knowledge and scientific endeavour I googled as requested and found this

"Teapotting is when a man is m*stur!ating and sticks his thumb up his own @5s to massage his prostate gland in order to intensify the experience" :shock:

Never heard of that!

Anybody tried it?

garthwd · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:23 am **Posts:** 792

aptid wrote:

in the interests of knowledge and scientific endeavour I googled as requested and found this

"Teapotting is when a man is m*stur!ating and sticks his thumb up his own @5s to massage his prostate gland in order to intensify the experience" :shock:

In the interests of scientific endeavour...

...did you give it a try???

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

No it wasn't a field trial just internet research :wink:

auskiwi · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:30 pm

that what I got from google too. A strange question to ask, and abit gayish :grin:

So what is the clean version of teapotting? Sounds like an english term though I'm sure we have our take on it.

Back on subject, any news on Joels injury?
Oh and free beers for any poolie fan whos here to watch him play for us.
My shout

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:43 pm

MadJohn wrote:

Teapotting, with regard to Joel Porter, is a reference to his habit of standing with his hands on his hips like a flaming galah

Boshpoolie · **Joined:** Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:03 pm **Posts:** 82

Mr Ripper wrote:

He's probably our best player and one we can ill afford to lose- an entertainer with creativity who any team would miss.

James Brown is a much better player.

More skillful, quicker, and grafts alot more than Joel.

If Joel leaves it depends who we can bring in. If we can bring in Darrly Duffy then I guess the majority of us would be happy. If he instead tries to make use of Foley and Mackay I think the majority of us would be seriously pissed off.

Since we can't see into the future it would be a shame to lose Joel, but by no means would I be gutted as I would be if James Brown left.

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:30 pm

pokey bum wa nk!!!

Joel Porters knackered, knee's are gone, he'd be no good to you's

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:43 pm

Has anyone tried a 71 with their lass? clappp

aido87 · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:58 pm

MadJohn wrote:

auskiwi wrote:

Yubep wrote:

The standard of the aussie league must be conference level surely?

I honestly think we would give Hartlepool a 'very' good game :wink:

So we're in agreement then :laugh:

auskiwi, what is your opinion on the practice of teapotting? Is it frowned on in your parts?

er, d'ya fancy asking permission before you use my invented word. i've patented it, and in fact need 7p off anyone who mentions it. i don't take cheques. :evil:

and the other teapotting isn't what its cracked up to be, mostly cos i'm not that flexible :evil:

katcha · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:41 pm

of course he's leaving

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:48 pm

Boshpoolie wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

If Joel leaves it depends who we can bring in. If we can bring in Darrly Duffy then I guess the majority of us would be happy. If he instead tries to make use of Foley and Mackay I think the majority of us would be seriously pissed off.

Since we can't see into the future it would be a shame to lose Joel, but by no means would I be gutted as I would be if James Brown left.

Darrly Duffy? I didn't realise you were THAT fond of him confised

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37204

Mr Ripper wrote:

If you were gonna go to the arse of travelling half way around the world then surely you'd be better off going to Australia?

Australia....? a quarry with a 'opera' house.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu May 01, 2008 8:43 am

grabec wrote:

Boshpoolie wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

If Joel leaves it depends who we can bring in. If we can bring in Darrly Duffy then I guess the majority of us would be happy. If he instead tries to make use of Foley and Mackay I think the majority of us would be seriously pissed off.

Since we can't see into the future it would be a shame to lose Joel, but by no means would I be gutted as I would be if James Brown left.

Darrly Duffy? I didn't realise you were THAT fond of him confised

I didn't write that.

Are you trying to confuse me Ms G? :laugh:

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