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grabec
 Post subject: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:28 pm 
about Mark E Smith in the Guardian yesterday.

Sorry, I STILL don't do links
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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:31 pm 
grabec wrote:
about Mark E Smith in the Guardian yesterday.

Sorry, I STILL don't do links



I'll inform the press.......
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:33 pm 
Weren't you in the process of acquiring a passport, Talbot, or was that just to get my hopes up? :grin:

The correct response was, of course, to put up a link for me, so that everyone could read it
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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:39 pm 
grabec wrote:
Weren't you in the process of acquiring a passport, Talbot, or was that just to get my hopes up? :grin:

The correct response was, of course, to put up a link for me, so that everyone could read it



Nah, didnt get the job......


Life is far too short to search for a link in some pinko rag about some bloke I know nowt about, other than a cameo on Johnny Vegas's 'Ideal'

However....


http://books.guardian.co.uk/extracts/st ... 80,00.html
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aptid
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:47 pm 
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"Oh really? That's interesting." and it was

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Salty
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:50 pm 
is this the one where he goes on about killing squirrels?! :grin:


the Godlike genius that is Mark E Smith
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:01 pm 
TalbotAvenger wrote:
grabec wrote:
Weren't you in the process of acquiring a passport, Talbot, or was that just to get my hopes up? :grin:

The correct response was, of course, to put up a link for me, so that everyone could read it



Nah, didnt get the job......

/quote]

Oh, well I commiserate.




(I expect you were GRUMPY, were you? Probably your interview technique needs brushing up....... :wink: )
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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:16 pm 
grabec wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
grabec wrote:
Weren't you in the process of acquiring a passport, Talbot, or was that just to get my hopes up? :grin:

The correct response was, of course, to put up a link for me, so that everyone could read it



Nah, didnt get the job......

/quote]

Oh, well I commiserate.




(I expect you were GRUMPY, were you? Probably your interview technique needs brushing up....... :wink: )



Nah, I think it's the fact I didn't speak kraut may of been the clincher, the only German I know is how to ask for a Big Mac and large Fries
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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:30 pm 
MadJohn wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
the only German I know is how to ask for a Big Mac and large Fries


CAN. I. HAVE. A. BIG. MAC. AND. LARGE. FRIES. PLEASE. :sweeeet:



or

Große Fischrogen, grosser Mac und nach acht Minzen
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Mr Ripper
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:31 pm 
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TalbotAvenger wrote:
MadJohn wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
the only German I know is how to ask for a Big Mac and large Fries


CAN. I. HAVE. A. BIG. MAC. AND. LARGE. FRIES. PLEASE. :sweeeet:



or

Große Fischrogen, grosser Mac und nach acht Minzen


PK likes to go minzen.

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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:03 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:

Große Fischrogen, grosser Mac und nach acht Minzen


PK likes to go minzen.[/quote]

I think we've heard more than enough of PK's habits....

But Talbot, why don't you buy some language tapes? You'll be bi-lingual in no time
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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:05 pm 
Put your thumbs in your eyes then. :roll:

My public need me.... :grin: :grin: :grin:
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:06 pm 
Pooliekev wrote:
Put your thumbs in your eyes then. :roll:




Ooooh....do I sense the mood is turning ugly?
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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:13 pm 
Oh nor.....it was the Royal 'we.' :razz: :razz:

Anyway, there's nothing funny or entertaining about Mark E Smith. He makes a horrible noise and Salty says he smells of wee. :sweeeet: :sweeeet:
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Mr Irrelevant
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:21 pm 
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Who the fook is Mark E Smith?
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Mr Ripper
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Mr I wrote:
Who the fook is Mark E Smith?


I think it's the same bloke as Mark E Mark.

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Salty
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:26 pm 
Pooliekev wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:
Anyway, there's nothing funny or entertaining about Mark E Smith.


wrong....again! :roll:

Pooliekev wrote:
He makes a horrible noise


sometimes he does, sometimes he doesn't.....I'm sure his orgasmic grunts are particularly unpleasant!

Pooliekev wrote:
Salty says he smells of wee. :sweeeet: :sweeeet:


this much is true!




like how I've finally mastered this multi-quote thing to disect your posts Kevin?! :grin:
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Salty
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:26 pm 
almost mastered it..... banghead :grin:
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:29 pm 
I didn't really know anything about him, either, until I read the article. Which I did think was interesting, partly because of his 'psychology' and partly because I know people who were at his school near Prestwich at the same time as he was. It just intrigues me that such a totally conventional area could throw up someone like that
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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:29 pm 
[quote="Salty"]almost mastered it..... banghead :grin:[/quot

Yeah.

F ki'
oo n lov

e it!! :grin:
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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:31 pm 
grabec wrote:
I didn't really know anything about him, either, until I read the article. Which I did think was interesting, partly because of his 'psychology' and partly because I know people who were at his school near Prestwich at the same time as he was. It just intrigues me that such a totally conventional area could throw up someone like that


Doesn't make his sound any better. It's like fifteen skelingtons tossing in a biscuit tin. Only more discordant. :roll: :roll:
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:32 pm 
Pooliekev wrote:
grabec wrote:
I didn't really know anything about him, either, until I read the article. Which I did think was interesting, partly because of his 'psychology' and partly because I know people who were at his school near Prestwich at the same time as he was. It just intrigues me that such a totally conventional area could throw up someone like that


Doesn't make his sound any better. It's like fifteen skelingtons tossing in a biscuit tin. Only more discordant. :roll: :roll:


Maybe, I'll defer to your better judgement for once :sweeeet:
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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: Interesting/ funny article
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:35 pm 
Salty wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:
Anyway, there's nothing funny or entertaining about Mark E Smith.


wrong....again! :roll:

Pooliekev wrote:
He makes a horrible noise


sometimes he does, sometimes he doesn't.....I'm sure his orgasmic grunts are particularly unpleasant!

Pooliekev wrote:
Salty says he smells of wee. :sweeeet: :sweeeet:


this much is true!




like how I've finally mastered this multi-quote thing to disect your posts Kevin?! :grin:


He doesn't look very well, does he?
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