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thornleypoolie · **Joined:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:10 pm **Posts:** 1101

Did ADG review them?

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

Steak bakes are my favourites, but they do leave a slight aftertaste of margarine.
Ooh and the chargrill chicken sandwiches aren't bad.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:11 pm

Embarrassing.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:14 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Yossarian wrote:

Steak bakes are my favourites, but they do leave a slight aftertaste of margarine.
Ooh and the chargrill chicken sandwiches aren't bad.

A succinct and accurate review of the fayre on offer at your local Greggs.

The Mail make it sound like it's the fookin' Savoy. rolfl

sorry misread it thought you wrote saveloy :laugh:

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:20 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

..has a "Review" tonight of fooking GREGGS. :shock:

I kid you not.

As if Paul Screetons "My Wife Had A Ploughmans" ridiculous Eateries reviews weren't bad enough, now they've got people buying Sarnies and Pasties then "reviewing" them in the paper.

God Save Us All.

Now THATS funny!

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:38 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Embarrassing.

Who the hell comes up with this stuff?

Another "Mail" question I'd like to ask.

Why does Peter French only review crap Heavy Rock cd's on the same label?

And why oh why is every mention of The White Negroes preceded by the word "Legendary"??
rolfl

Perhaps a letter to the editor could answer your questions? That is what they are always asking for, opinions and feedback. Don't be shy EAD.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:57 pm

Indeed . . . rolfl

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:35 pm

howay phil :razz:

- they are legendary :razz:

tell you what - invite him to your next gig and ask him to do a review :laugh:

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:43 pm

the legendary passion killers

perhaps should just rename yourself :grin:

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:53 pm

There are a lot of people around who remember things about White Negroes gigs that never happened so yes they are legendary.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:54 pm

INDEED.

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:01 pm

GroovyCrimes wrote:

There are a lot of people around who remember things about White Negroes gigs that never happened so yes they are legendary.

dont understand this GC - what does it mean -

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:09 pm

For some reason katcha,some folk who were at those gigs in the mid 90s seem to have less than perfect recollections of them making them legendary rather than factual.

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:19 pm

ah, i now understand why i dont understand - are some of those people themselves the band as well (as me and you!)

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:14 am

Very probably :laugh:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:12 pm

Yossarian wrote:

Ooh and the chargrill chicken sandwiches aren't bad.

Can anyone tell me what the fook chargrill means? -- burnt? tea flavoured?
And while we're on at it, what the fook are wholetail scampi? Do some eateries serve scampi with bits of their tails missing?

grabec · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:34 pm

Richard M. Head wrote:

Yossarian wrote:

Ooh and the chargrill chicken sandwiches aren't bad.

Can anyone tell me what the fook chargrill means? -- burnt? tea flavoured?
And while we're on at it, what the fook are wholetail scampi? Do some eateries serve scampi with bits of their tails missing?

What about 'pan-fried.....'?
Where else? confised

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:17 pm

You often hear of a 'bed' of lettuce/spinach/cabbage. Why does a steak or whatever need to sleep on a pile of shredded leaves?

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:40 pm

Jus.

I'm not eating anything with jus on it. Sounds too much like jiz. confised

Drizzle. Don't fookin' drizzle on me grub or I'll punch your lights out, right?? :evil:

Our rass had a ploughmans. :evil:

I ripped it off and fed it to his dog. :sweeeet:

Thank you very much, I'm here 'til Thursday, try the steak..... :grin:

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