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tom-pie · **Posted:** Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:50 pm

anyone have a time table of train departures, as it may be the only way getting there for me today

yloop · **Posted:** Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:53 pm

http://www.nationalrail.co.uk

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37203

...from where? ...to where? ...it helps if you know where you're going.

tom-pie · **Posted:** Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:55 pm

cheers yloop :grin:

Sarf · **Joined:** Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:31 pm **Posts:** 323

Snowy wrote:

...from where? ...to where? ...it helps if you know where you're going.

From his house to Poolyville and back again.

It's not that difficult :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:30 pm

Sarf wrote:

Snowy wrote:

...from where? ...to where? ...it helps if you know where you're going.

From his house to Poolyville and back again.

It's not that difficult :wink:

It is when you're Tom-Pie.

He's approaching 15 years old so needs to stop and knock one out every eighteen minutes or less if anything female walks past.

They take great exception to that sort of thing on trains. 'OK SIR, I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SAY BUT THE REGULATIONS ARE THAT YOU MUST NOT MANIPULATE YOUR PRIVATE PARTS IN THE BUFFET CAR ACCORDING TO THE TRANSPORT ACT 2007, PARA 15, SUBSECTION 4. THAT WILL BE 95 PENCE PLEASE.'

They teach 'em to shout if they meet resistance, it's supposed to shame the 'victim' into silence and acquiescence. :roll:

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