Trial date set

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Mr I wrote:

nick wrote:

what the hell's all this about?

A question you may well ask Sir!

but the answer would sadly be that nobody knows for sure

Moriarty · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:50 pm

nick wrote:

what the hell's all this about?

Character assasination (mine) :razz:

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

It's a fairly simple case, according to the law of lower division football, all Darlington supporters are loids, all loids are bounders, according to the sacred monkey. Now, as at the time of the 18th century, many witches and wizards were cast out from their Christian churches, they were met by another group of oucasts, these outcasts were.............du du duuuuu........QUAKERS, the quakers adopted the witches into their faith to boost numbers. Therefore, wizards/witches are quakers, quakers are loids, loids are bounders.

Milud,

What total and utter nob-juice.

The antitheist, by his very existance, cannot believe any of the nonsense he has just spouted.

By his very being, he is in direct opposition to belief in any deity. Therefore any church related evidence is tainted. As such so are his beliefs about bounders.

I never said I believed in the existance of these people, I believe that people believe in the existance of such things, the existance is not in question here is it? If so, then you are right, if you can't see it, touch it, feel it or smell it, then it's usually a pile of old do do.

My beliefs about bounders is something else altogether, my place of residence; as you well know, is full of them

My lordy lord,

The antitheist does not believe anything he has said.

He has said that he does npt believe in the existance of bounders. He believes, however, that certain groups believe in their existance. These groups are mythical, which makes the bounder, mythical.

I rest my case, and take a comfy seat with the remote control in Antithesit's living room before beginning my search for illegal white goods.

Hogwash and Poppycock, your a trickster of the tongue! your making things up, I said I did believe in bounders, I said that I knew many and that my local is often full of them. As for mythical, I couldn't even do long division confised

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22599

I am of the opinion that this trial has ran its course I therefore call for the jury to retire and consider its verdict. Can I remind you that it is for the prosecution (ADG) to prove his case and provide evidence that convinces you beyond a reasonable doubt that Mr Sarf is indeed a witch and a bounder.

You may now retire to consider your verdict and submit your decisions on the new voting thread.

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Mr ADG wrote:

Whoooaahhhhh tiger.

I rest my case.

You should get one of those ones with the wheels on, you look like a tw@t but you don't have to rest them :laugh:

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:19 pm

he is innocent i tell you
he is the only loid who was not taken in by the dodgey one
he is a very very close friend of TGP
he is a stand alone guy especially at away games
as long as he is red then that is ok by me

as for the witnesses for the prostitution
dont make me larf

failed singist songist who exploits children
failed catering corp lorry driver who has fantasies of ASDA women

as for the judge the right horrible adg
a failed fat gay pretentious football manager who always knows best

FREE THE SARF ONE

wolfchild · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:02 pm

Walsallmom is my client and I shall thankyou very much for addressing her as "Mrs Top O'the league" at all times, including after 5.00pm on 5 May 2007.

Could I have details of the charge, the charge sheet, details of the arresting officer, his rank and his senior Officer's details please? Please also confirm whether you are open to bribes and/or dodgy dealings.

Wolfchild & Co.

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:13 pm

The league title is NOT up for negotiation.

Although £10,000 in cash should be able to swing it :wink:

wolfchild · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:25 pm

SaigonSaddler wrote:

The league title is NOT up for negotiation.

Although £10,000 in cash should be able to swing it :wink:

Fear not Mr Saigon, I shall not need to negotiate with our secure assets. Unless I am told of what Walsallmom is charged, I shall ignore the comment of "open to bribes....what you have in mind". You must understand we are dealing with a Fascist element within the Poolie bunker here, making reckless allegations and giving Kafka-esque trials to those accused of crimes they did not commit.

Your Honour, I invite you to dismiss the case of the Poolie forthwith. Justice must not just be done, it must be seen to be done in a Bunker also.

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:49 pm

wolfchild wrote:

SaigonSaddler wrote:

The league title is NOT up for negotiation.

Although £10,000 in cash should be able to swing it :wink:

Fear not Mr Saigon, I shall not need to negotiate with our secure assets. Unless I am told of what Walsallmom is charged, I shall ignore the comment of "open to bribes....what you have in mind". You must understand we are dealing with a Fascist element within the Poolie bunker here, making reckless allegations and giving Kafka-esque trials to those accused of crimes they did not commit.

Your Honour, I invite you to dismiss the case of the Poolie forthwith. Justice must not just be done, it must be seen to be done in a Bunker also.

Oh it won't be Kafka-esque, I promise you. :wink:

It'll be far less just and far far FAR less fair than that. :shock:

Right sh'es guilty, burn her!! :evil:

Trial date set

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