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verbalkint
 Post subject: Her off
PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:28 pm 
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Eastenders the one who has a face like a marshmallow, would yeah ?
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Gibsons Beard
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sctatchinghead Im not sure who you mean?

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GroovyCrimes
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:46 pm 
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Ive reached my 40s,so if shes under 50 & I could lift her off the ground then yeah I probably would.

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verbalkint
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no not Pat the other one Heather i think she is called
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townendtimmy
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:31 am 
verbalkint wrote:
no not Pat the other one Heather i think she is called



Not enough alcohol in the world mate would tempt me to do that rolfl
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Salty
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:35 pm 
Jesus! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO chance!
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BillinghamPoolie
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GroovyCrimes wrote:
Ive reached my 40s,so if shes under 50 & I could lift her off the ground then yeah I probably would.


If it's this one, we would have a job lifting her off the ground between us.

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Fensy
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The similarity between them two is scary :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Gibsons Beard
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We better ask Kev which one was best?

I reckon the Marshmallow man!

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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: Her off
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:20 pm 
verbalkint wrote:
Eastenders the one who has a face like a marshmallow, would yeah ?



Not even with a second hand cock
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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Her off
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:25 pm 
You know what they say about ugly lasses and sex.
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TalbotAvenger
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:28 pm 
Obafemi Obsession wrote:
You know what they say about ugly lasses and sex.



What, no-one loves a fat lass, but a fat lass can love???
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Obafemi Obsession
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:35 pm 
Nah. They are better rides cos they are grateful cos they don't get it that often. I can imagine Heather to be extremely grateful.
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Gibsons Beard
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Obafemi Obsession wrote:
You know what they say about ugly lasses and sex.


no one wants sex with an ugly lass? sctatchinghead

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I have got to say, whoever that lass is would probably come behind a couple of corpses in a beauty pageant.

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parmopooly
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even corpses without heads.

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