Oy Sarf!!!!

welcome to the board!!!!!!

One of the more eloquent and witty darloid's even if I do contradict myself by admitting it. So what's it like watching a rotting corpse week in week out??

SARF is the only loid worth reading
possibly because he is so far away from it all :sweet:

apart from ginger poolie who never shuts up i think he is a closet loid :sweet:

i met ginger poolie two on Saturday too
the place is over run with gingers

Sarf is annoyingly rational for a Loid. He makes it hard to have a dig.

Not that that ever stopped anybody of course :big evil grin:

Well...

Thank you all for the standing ovation. I would like to say how pleased i am to be here, but i won't.

Oh, and ADG, clap

But you haven't explained why you don't like Elvis?

So much for my honeymoon period

You cheeky little get I tear it up on that board in the name of our honour! You forgot to mention that I towered over you and could easily throw you into, say, a car or pointy object

I think he's got you sussed Ginge.

i.e., an incest-based pikey?

OooooOOOOOooooo

Charming....

I come on here in an attempt to mingle with the upper class poolies and suddenly find myself getting abused.

Must say, i quite like it

What was the question again?

Not unless you buy me dinner first.

I feel at home already

you have never had the puddings son
bring it on

I wish to plead the 5th ammendment

ban him ban him!

Hey you have to be careful doing stuff like that. We've got a law lecturer on here and with a bit of manipulating he could turn that into 'Cornelius please will you shove it relentlessly up me pipe until I hemorrhage and die.'

Please show me where i have stated anything negative re ECG??

Have i said 'I don't like him'??

The case for the defence rests m'lud.

Now i know what Vinny jones must have gone through

How can I prove him wrong. If he is the law then i'm already deleted.

I throw myself on the mercy of the board to reconsider this miscariage of justice.

SARF IS INNOCENT!!!

can't even spell miscarriage...

we should hold court in the millhouse in 2 weeks, he can put his case then with or without representation...then Kev can shag him!!

So i'm being screwed twice then.

At least offer some vaseline first

And I can spell miscarriage, just not on that occasion.

I saw no granting of a wish offered.


Its Lies, LIES i tell you.

Exhibit 1 m'lud.

The case for the defence gets better.

[cough] Er, I think you'll find that I am The Law!

To have a case against there has to be at least a smidgen of evidence to the charge (please confirm Mr Marx) As chief inquisitor Mr ADG must put on his hat and show what the charge relates to or there is no case.

Over to you ADG

Is 'exhibit one' the same 'exhibit one' you used in your defence in the the 'Frinton on Sea transvestite and cross dressing plumbers case' at the Old Bailey....?

I see you are already familiar with my work

excuse my ignorant friends MrSarf they dont stand on ceremony here

no body asked you to stand a round in the Millhouse yet
on the 28th
mine is a tea no sugar Ginger still drinks milk but he does like a rusk with it

I always assumed Ginge was strictly a horlicks man

more of a licks man

but he is bigger than me

..but he doean't look as 'distinguished' as you...a sort of working mans Cary Grant

Horlicks man? Better than a Hor man like yourself PP

See, you didn't think the other way around that joke did you? :sweet:

so what is a hor ? or do you talk posh and it comes across in your typing?

Hor = whore. It was a delightful play on words.

And did I sound posh to you when I met you? No? Thought not