I've Just Done A Posh Spice For The 1st Time Ever!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:07 am

Came back from my mates after having a good drink and a good feed I was bloated too feck!!!! :evil:

Tried for a couple of hours to get rid of the hiccups with no joy....so I'm sat here replying to idiots.... :laugh:

....whilst having a belly that's bubbling like feck!!!! :evil:

So I go outside and do a Posh Spice....I drank a full pint of water and then stuck my fingers down my throat!!!! confised

It fecking worked!!!! :sweeeet:

First the water came out....then bits of Chips followed by Kebab Meat and then Parmo and then Pzza etc etc!!!! :sweeeet:

It was like a fecking Church Street Fountain!!!! :sweeeet:

And now i feel a stone lighter and will be able to join our lass in bed without burping and farting all night!!!! :sweeeet:

But I think I put my fingers down too far....it feels like I've scraped the skin off my throat!!!! :evil:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:14 am

And with that thought fresh in my mind, I think I will get off to bed. bbolt

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:17 am

MutleyRules wrote:

Came back from my mates after having a good drink and a good feed I was bloated too feck!!!! :evil:

Tried for a couple of hours to get rid of the hiccups with no joy....so I'm sat here replying to idiots.... :laugh:

....whilst having a belly that's bubbling like feck!!!! :evil:

So I go outside and do a Posh Spice....I drank a full pint of water and then stuck my fingers down my throat!!!! confised

It fecking worked!!!! :sweeeet:

First the water came out....then bits of Chips followed by Kebab Meat and then Parmo and then Pzza etc etc!!!! :sweeeet:

It was like a fecking Church Street Fountain!!!! :sweeeet:

And now i feel a stone lighter and will be able to join our lass in bed without burping and farting all night!!!! :sweeeet:

But I think I put my fingers down too far....it feels like I've scraped the skin off my throat!!!! :evil:

Never mind mutts. I'm glad you didn't blame the three dozen or so PM's you have been exchanging with me all day. They say I can give anybody indigestion. sadx

It must be right :shock:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:23 am

Behave Mr.Tickhill....don't put yourself down....you're like a Rennie....a bit chalky with a shite after taste but you do your job!!!! :sweeeet:

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:32 am

MutleyRules wrote:

Behave Mr.Tickhill....don't put yourself down....you're like a Rennie....a bit chalky with a shite after taste but you do your job!!!! :sweeeet:

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6472

MutleyRules wrote:

Behave Mr.Tickhill....don't put yourself down....you're like a Rennie....a bit chalky with a shite after taste but you do your job!!!! :sweeeet:

I thought that you were going to say he was like a shite referee :shock:

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:54 am

Fensy wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

Behave Mr.Tickhill....don't put yourself down....you're like a Rennie....a bit chalky with a shite after taste but you do your job!!!! :sweeeet:

I thought that you were going to say he was like a shite referee :shock:

God forbid :shock:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:40 am

Glad to note that it was all water and food that came out and you didn't lose any bevvy. clappp

That would have been a waste. :grin:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:07 am

MutleyRules wrote:

First the water came out....then bits of Chips followed by Kebab Meat and then Parmo and then Pzza etc etc!!!!

If you'd eaten Mr Parmo then I'm hardly surprised that you felt bloated! :shock:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:11 am

I had garlic aswell and I'm at the Dentist at 9.30am!!!! confised

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:03 am

MutleyRules wrote:

:laugh:

I had garlic aswell and I'm at the Dentist at 9.30am!!!! confised

You don't do things by half Mutt, that's for sure. :laugh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:28 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

First the water came out....then bits of Chips followed by Kebab Meat and then Parmo and then Pzza etc etc!!!!

If you'd eaten Mr Parmo then I'm hardly surprised that you felt bloated! :shock:

it was like that scene from Men In Black.
I've been in the bath since.
BTW Mutters you can take your fingers out of yer gob now

Frodraff · **Posted:** Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:25 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Came back from my mates after having a good drink and a good feed I was bloated too feck!!!! :evil:

Tried for a couple of hours to get rid of the hiccups with no joy....so I'm sat here replying to idiots.... :laugh:

....whilst having a belly that's bubbling like feck!!!! :evil:

So I go outside and do a Posh Spice....I drank a full pint of water and then stuck my fingers down my throat!!!! confised

It fecking worked!!!! :sweeeet:

First the water came out....then bits of Chips followed by Kebab Meat and then Parmo and then Pzza etc etc!!!! :sweeeet:

It was like a fecking Church Street Fountain!!!! :sweeeet:

And now i feel a stone lighter and will be able to join our lass in bed without burping and farting all night!!!! :sweeeet:

But I think I put my fingers down too far....it feels like I've scraped the skin off my throat!!!! :evil:

Now thats more like the Bunker posts we know and love. Not a victim in sight and wasn't bored for a second.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:03 pm

Frodraff wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

Came back from my mates after having a good drink and a good feed I was bloated too feck!!!! :evil:

Tried for a couple of hours to get rid of the hiccups with no joy....so I'm sat here replying to idiots.... :laugh:

....whilst having a belly that's bubbling like feck!!!! :evil:

So I go outside and do a Posh Spice....I drank a full pint of water and then stuck my fingers down my throat!!!! confised

It fecking worked!!!! :sweeeet:

First the water came out....then bits of Chips followed by Kebab Meat and then Parmo and then Pzza etc etc!!!! :sweeeet:

It was like a fecking Church Street Fountain!!!! :sweeeet:

And now i feel a stone lighter and will be able to join our lass in bed without burping and farting all night!!!! :sweeeet:

But I think I put my fingers down too far....it feels like I've scraped the skin off my throat!!!! :evil:

Now thats more like the Bunker posts we know and love. Not a victim in sight and wasn't bored for a second.

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

just Skye turning its nose up at the feed you left it :sweeeet:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37196

MutleyRules wrote:

Came back from my mates after having a good drink and a good feed I was bloated too feck!!!! :evil:

Tried for a couple of hours to get rid of the hiccups with no joy....so I'm sat here replying to idiots.... :laugh:

....whilst having a belly that's bubbling like feck!!!! :evil:

So I go outside and do a Posh Spice....I drank a full pint of water and then stuck my fingers down my throat!!!! confised

It fecking worked!!!! :sweeeet:

First the water came out....then bits of Chips followed by Kebab Meat and then Parmo and then Pzza etc etc!!!! :sweeeet:

It was like a fecking Church Street Fountain!!!! :sweeeet:

And now i feel a stone lighter and will be able to join our lass in bed without burping and farting all night!!!! :sweeeet:

But I think I put my fingers down too far....it feels like I've scraped the skin off my throat!!!! :evil:

if you get constipated, don't...... :uhoh:

I've Just Done A Posh Spice For The 1st Time Ever!!!!

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