When ever I ask our lass the time she says....

'Quarter Past Seven'....WHY????

Why when ever I ask her the time does she say 'why'????

If anyone asks me the the time I'll tell them and that's it!!!! :sweet:

But if you ask the other half the time she'll tell you but then ask why!!!!

'COS I WANT TO KNOW....THERE'S NO HIDDEN AGENDA....I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE TIME'!!!!

WOMEN!!!!

Can't live with them....Mr.Ripper finish this sentence for me!!!!

...because women are naturally suspicious of blokes....every time our lass goes out to work on my days off, she always says ..."and what are you gonna do with yourself today..?" They always have to ask a question. Also.....if you make the mistake of saying you saw someone when you were out and the person was male, you get a couldn't give a toss look. but if you say the person was female, straight away it's ..." and what did she want? ....what did she have to say? ...." Women...can't live with them....that's it!

when I'm at work and the missus rings....the first thing she says is..."where are you".... well i'm at bloody work u have just rang me....the next statement is " and what are u doing there"..........

I have worked at the same firm for 33 years i have been with the missu (on and off) over 30 of those..........she knows what i do..........bugger all......

Or like...."and what time did you get in last night"...."errr...about 2 'o'clock i think"...."no it wasnt,it was 28 minutes to 3".

So why farking ask then

When I picked up our lass from work the other week, she said one of her mates had seen me going into Foggy Furze library....." what for" ....? ..."a car radiator" I replied... " YOU'RE JUST BEING STUPID NOW AREN'T YOU" she growled.