1-10 of things that every1 else could c but it took Wilson a

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

1) That Mccunnie was our best right back

2) Antwi is dreadful

Il let you lot carry on..........

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

took Wilson ages*

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:27 am

3) The 7,000 threads on here that state pretty much the same as this but through different methods

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:08 am

3) He has not yet realised the difference between his @rse and his elbow.

loyal blue · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:53 pm **Posts:** 1912

3) No matter who your favs are, NEVER change a winning side unless you have to

4) Sweeney is NOT a right back as long as McUnnie is on the field

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

5. Not realising that Sam Collins could get challenged and bruise his ribs

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

6. Not stopping the downfall of Northern Rock.

HUFCWop · **Joined:** Tue May 22, 2007 7:30 am **Posts:** 373

7. Forgetting that penalties don't count

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

8 he must learn to un cross his arms when trying to gesticulate at refs

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:57 am

Not allowing testimonials to revered players.

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:16 am

TickhillPoolie wrote:

Not allowing testimonials to revered players.

I'm still looking for a club that does six year testimonials. Unless you're being sarcastic. But even then you raised it as a very serious point before. maybe you're just bitter. :laugh:

9) Not supporting the efforts of the British Army against the Wehrmacht in Operation Desert Storm.

10) Failing to provide the cure for polio even though he discovered it.

11) Shooting the sheriff, but not the deputy.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22638

The most important thing that DW is culpable for is his complete inactivity and inability to solve the problems between the Palestinians and the Israelis. Surely any manager worth his salt could have seen the the Palestinians defence is simply not up to the task when confronted with the sort of forward line the Israelis possess.

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:21 am

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

TickhillPoolie wrote:

Not allowing testimonials to revered players.

I'm still looking for a club that does six year testimonials. Unless you're being sarcastic. But even then you raised it as a very serious point before. maybe you're just bitter. :laugh:

9) Not supporting the efforts of the British Army against the Wehrmacht in Operation Desert Storm.

10) Failing to provide the cure for polio even though he discovered it.

11) Shooting the sheriff, but not the deputy.

Bitter? Prefer a glass of lager.
Sarcastic? You're the clever one ,work it out. :wink:

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:34 am

10. not realising that some hartlepool united fans are complete 'a' holes and will stop at nothing to villify a man who has done exactly what was expected of him when he first took over.

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:48 am

misterb2001 wrote:

10. not realising that some hartlepool united fans are complete 'a' holes and will stop at nothing to villify a man who has done exactly what was expected of him when he first took over.

Well let's see. He was asked to get us out of the ugly league which he did. Most people then asked him to consolidate in league one which he did. Promotion next year maybe? He'd better or he definitely won't get a testimonial. :grin:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:18 pm

misterb2001 wrote:

10. not realising that some hartlepool united fans are complete 'a' holes and will stop at nothing to villify a man who has done exactly what was expected of him when he first took over.

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:26 pm

gremmlin wrote:

8 he must learn to un cross his arms when trying to gesticulate at refs

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

misterb2001 wrote:

10. not realising that some hartlepool united fans are complete 'a' holes and will stop at nothing to villify a man who has done exactly what was expected of him when he first took over.

i never expected him to drop Ben Clark or play Janice for so long when she was bloody awful
or even bring Barker back too early or set up a leeds rehab centre at pools

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:05 pm

Give the author 3/10 and detention for the ABSOLUTELY COCK AWFUL SPELLING OF THE TITLE, AND ALTHOUGH HE WILL BLEAT THAT THERE WASN'T ENOUGH SPACE FOR WHAT HE WANTED TO BLEAT, HE COULD HAVE RE-WRITTEN TO FIT!! rage

mreeve85 · **Joined:** Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:37 pm **Posts:** 104

Pooliekev wrote:

Give the author 3/10 and detention for the ABSOLUTELY COCK AWFUL SPELLING OF THE TITLE, AND ALTHOUGH HE WILL BLEAT THAT THERE WASN'T ENOUGH SPACE FOR WHAT HE WANTED TO BLEAT, HE COULD HAVE RE-WRITTEN TO FIT!! rage

I think something along the lines of "Wilson - Is he really as blind as David Blunkett" would have done

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37192

misterb2001 wrote:

10. not realising that some hartlepool united fans are complete 'a' holes and will stop at nothing to villify a man who has done exactly what was expected of him when he first took over.

I never expected him to bore me to death with his agricultural style of football, but you're into all things Danny so we'll just have to accept your version of events...... as if :roll:

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:49 pm

Covering your tracks Tickhill? Very clever :laugh:

12) Endorsing the sale of Nestlé supplement milk to poverty-stricken mothers in Africa

13) Believing that Kirstie Alley was better than Shelley Long as the lead female in Cheers

14) Using the sugar spoon to stir his coffee and then returning said spoon to the sugar bowl, thus covering it in a crusty layer of semi-dissolved sugar

15) Denying the existence of our Lord Jesus Christ

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:24 pm

16. Pushing Gail Platt down the stairs!!!! sadx

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:46 pm

17. The Second World War (The invasion of Boland.)

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:51 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

16. Pushing Gail Platt down the stairs!!!! sadx

Now that is a crime...... :evil:

Whereas 'booting Gail Platt down the stairs...then setting fire to her and neglecting to piss in the right chinless corpses direction...' should get you the Queens Award For Innovation. :roll:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:56 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

16. Pushing Gail Platt down the stairs!!!! sadx

Now that is a crime...... :evil:

Whereas 'booting Gail Platt down the stairs...then setting fire to her and neglecting to piss in the right chinless corpses direction...' should get you the Queens Award For Innovation. :roll:

Gail Platt wouldn't get a whistle from a boiling kettle......

Obafemi-Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:36 pm

18) DW not listening to that football expert Tree with Hamster
19) DW not listening to that football expert Grave
20) DW not listening to that football expert nobodys hero/adg/etc.

FFS. Get behind Pools. You're Pools supporters not Wilson haters. Just cos we haven't made the play-offs for the first time (apart from relegation) in years.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:06 pm

Obafemi-Obsession wrote:

18) DW not listening to that football expert Tree with Hamster
19) DW not listening to that football expert Grave
20) DW not listening to that football expert nobodys hero/adg/etc.

FFS. Get behind Pools. You're Pools supporters not Wilson haters. Just cos we haven't made the play-offs for the first time (apart from relegation) in years.

From the same fella who is jacking this season in because its going nowhere.................

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37192

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Obafemi-Obsession wrote:

18) DW not listening to that football expert Tree with Hamster
19) DW not listening to that football expert Grave
20) DW not listening to that football expert nobodys hero/adg/etc.

FFS. Get behind Pools. You're Pools supporters not Wilson haters. Just cos we haven't made the play-offs for the first time (apart from relegation) in years.

From the same fella who is jacking this season in because its going nowhere.................

I'd forgotten about him saying that.. rolfl

Obafemi-Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:11 pm

Just cos I said I wasn't going again this season doesn't and didn't mean any criticism towards Wilson, it was simply a financial one as you full well knew. I'm going Saturday like. rolf

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:19 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Obafemi-Obsession wrote:

18) DW not listening to that football expert Tree with Hamster
19) DW not listening to that football expert Grave
20) DW not listening to that football expert nobodys hero/adg/etc.

FFS. Get behind Pools. You're Pools supporters not Wilson haters. Just cos we haven't made the play-offs for the first time (apart from relegation) in years.

From the same fella who is jacking this season in because its going nowhere.................

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:35 pm

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

Covering your tracks Tickhill? Very clever :laugh:

12) Endorsing the sale of Nestlé supplement milk to poverty-stricken mothers in Africa

13) Believing that Kirstie Alley was better than Shelley Long as the lead female in Cheers

14) Using the sugar spoon to stir his coffee and then returning said spoon to the sugar bowl, thus covering it in a crusty layer of semi-dissolved sugar

15) Denying the existence of our Lord Jesus Christ

I'm actually trying to be as daft as you me old fruit , but failing miserably. I'll keep trying though. blastt

Jonny · **Posted:** Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:23 pm

i don't think that anyone hates Wilson - in fact most people want to like him but he makes that a very tough task with some of his daft comments and team selections. Roll on next season - I'm bored with this one and have been since about December......

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:40 am

TickhillPoolie wrote:

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

Covering your tracks Tickhill? Very clever :laugh:

12) Endorsing the sale of Nestlé supplement milk to poverty-stricken mothers in Africa

13) Believing that Kirstie Alley was better than Shelley Long as the lead female in Cheers

14) Using the sugar spoon to stir his coffee and then returning said spoon to the sugar bowl, thus covering it in a crusty layer of semi-dissolved sugar

15) Denying the existence of our Lord Jesus Christ

I'm actually trying to be as daft as you me old fruit , but failing miserably. I'll keep trying though. blastt

Well for that I apologise sir. It's easy to be vilified on this board :laugh:

Apologetic hug to you anyway. Or a pint, depending on location/romantic persuasion.

45) Distracting Captain Joseph Hazlewood by telephone call, thus causing the Exxon Valdez to crash.

46) Forcing the fourth Indiana Jones film to be shelved until 2008.

47) Causing Cadbury's Fuse bar to be discontinued as of 2006.

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:28 am

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

TickhillPoolie wrote:

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

Covering your tracks Tickhill? Very clever :laugh:

12) Endorsing the sale of Nestlé supplement milk to poverty-stricken mothers in Africa

13) Believing that Kirstie Alley was better than Shelley Long as the lead female in Cheers

14) Using the sugar spoon to stir his coffee and then returning said spoon to the sugar bowl, thus covering it in a crusty layer of semi-dissolved sugar

15) Denying the existence of our Lord Jesus Christ

I'm actually trying to be as daft as you me old fruit , but failing miserably. I'll keep trying though. blastt

Well for that I apologise sir. It's easy to be vilified on this board :laugh:

Apologetic hug to you anyway. Or a pint, depending on location/romantic persuasion.

45) Distracting Captain Joseph Hazlewood by telephone call, thus causing the Exxon Valdez to crash.

46) Forcing the fourth Indiana Jones film to be shelved until 2008.

47) Causing Cadbury's Fuse bar to be discontinued as of 2006.

Don't worry about it TGP. It's all a bit of a laugh...........I hope. A pint would always be welcome. :grin:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:30 am

Nobodys Hero wrote:

And why has a thread further down been locked?

Isn't it obvious?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:09 pm

Richard M. Head wrote:

Nobodys Hero wrote:

And why has a thread further down been locked?

Isn't it obvious?

Where?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:30 pm

Obafemi-Obsession wrote:

18) DW not listening to that football expert Tree with Hamster
19) DW not listening to that football expert Grave
20) DW not listening to that football expert nobodys hero/adg/etc.

FFS. Get behind Pools. You're Pools supporters not Wilson haters. Just cos we haven't made the play-offs for the first time (apart from relegation) in years.

Are you Mr.Smythe in disguise????

You seem to be Stalking one or two members of the Board!!!! :shock:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:41 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Obafemi-Obsession wrote:

18) DW not listening to that football expert Tree with Hamster
19) DW not listening to that football expert Grave
20) DW not listening to that football expert nobodys hero/adg/etc.

FFS. Get behind Pools. You're Pools supporters not Wilson haters. Just cos we haven't made the play-offs for the first time (apart from relegation) in years.

Are you Mr.Smythe in disguise????

You seem to be Stalking one or two members of the Board!!!! :shock:

He must have got bored stalking Danny Wilson and has now widened his options. Sorry Obafemi but im not that way inclined. Oh, and that Private message you sent asking me to meet you in Ward jackson toilets tonight, well im not even going to dignify it with a response. Maybe you should try Ritchie Barker? Since his injury he may not have been getting as much blastt

from Danny Wilson

Obafemi-Obsession · **Posted:** Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:29 pm

gravedisorder wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

Obafemi-Obsession wrote:

18) DW not listening to that football expert Tree with Hamster
19) DW not listening to that football expert Grave
20) DW not listening to that football expert nobodys hero/adg/etc.

FFS. Get behind Pools. You're Pools supporters not Wilson haters. Just cos we haven't made the play-offs for the first time (apart from relegation) in years.

Are you Mr.Smythe in disguise????

You seem to be Stalking one or two members of the Board!!!! :shock:

He must have got bored stalking Danny Wilson and has now widened his options. Sorry Obafemi but im not that way inclined. Oh, and that Private message you sent asking me to meet you in Ward jackson toilets tonight, well im not even going to dignify it with a response. Maybe you should try Ritchie Barker? Since his injury he may not have been getting as much blastt

from Danny Wilson

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