have a match tomorro seems no one wants to mention it

They are away to the team we knocked out of the play - offs to get to cardiff can you guess who.

go on tell me

No watch Sir Jeff Stelling tomorrow to find out.

cant sky barred me when they found out i was living in holland

well it seems there,s only me again that thinks we will make it four out of four thats an optimist for you

No you're wrong mr jockthemonkey I think we'll win aswel, as long as the defence plays as it has been doing with Collins back!

Funny how everyone put's our last 3 results soley down to Barker been out and not taking into consideration the other 4 or 5 changes!

Can't wait for Ben Clark to get fit, poor Willie Boland!

Right where's me tin hat

yes i also found it strange the turn around in performance had nothing to do with collins its all down to barker being injured

I haven't seen anyone say the reason our form has improved is solely down to Barker being injured, if they did it would be total bollocks.

I have read loads of people putting it down to the inclusion (finally) of Monkhouse, Porter, McCunnie, and the signing of Collins though.

Do you even read the board before going off on one?

surely you must have realised that the majority of the "optimist" clique are only known to another member of the "optimist" clique, that explains alot that does?

Howay Mr Ed I'm sure you said there was no cliques on here

You can imagine the optomists phoning around each other and organising their meet up on the board.

oh no not clique,s f,f,s dont mention the clique

phoning around do you realy think so

I bet you even have a timetable, minutes and a big jar of smile lotion.

thats a big bottle of smile lotion mr snowy

who are you was anyone refering to you

i dont belive you

no i dont i realy dont

You've gone and done it now mr jockthemonkey, poor mr nobody has gone off on a one, she's probably getting tired it's after 10 o'clock

belive you

he she him her who are you

or go on tell me

multi personalaty are any of them good

its the drink dont take it personal or you can if you want

anythink people like you should never take anythink personal

Oh fook I was going to post something sensible about the game with Tranmere but after reading two pages of shite it has completely slipped through my mind.

This must rank as one of the shitest threads ever on the bunker.

Oh I dunno...............

I was just thinking that.....................

Quite true, couldn't we just create a numpty bunker for them to post on their own? We already have a girlie one....I'm not going to mention any names but we could call it the pooie bunker.

Can't we have a 'special' section for Poolieinaustinmontego where Danny is loved and revered.....and happiness can reign all the year round on it.

only if you join us on there mr snowy

Obviously.... but I'll have to consult my clique first....which consists of ....er... me!

what about mr nobody the leader

We don't have a leader.
I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take
it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified
at a special biweekly meeting.
By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--
--but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--

[angels sing]
her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur
from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I,
Nobody, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]

is that why he is the leader!

Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords
is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power
derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical
aquatic ceremony.
you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
put me away!


I'll get my coat