Joel Porters house went up for sale yesterday.
Love a rumour me like.

It's been up for sale since the middle in the week I heard.

If it is for sale it'll be online on the estate agents website.

He might just want a new house with the extra money from his new contract that he's gonna sign in the summer?

Maybe someone can go round tonight and pinch the board

Or maybe we could spread a rumour that its haunted or just kidnap the bounder and force him to stay at pools

Where does he live like?

Hartlepool.

Well, I was told last week that Mrs Joel Porter was in the Fail in a picture about Falcon Road (Bishop Cuthbert) being closed. So putting two and two together I get five! this house on Falcon Road (http://www.vebra.com/home/search/vdetai ... d=13468842) has just gone up for sale in the last week.

Not very grand like, but its a helluva lot bigger than a flat on Navigation Point.

The BBQ in the garden might be a bit of a give away on who owns the house!

somebody book a 'veiwing' then and find out

I've heard on good authority he is off to Aus in the summer - citing differences with the Manager as the reason for leaving

I heard it months ago but the reason was is that his knees are paggered.

Seen as we're in blame the Danny Wilson for everything season we'll stick with that though

Wollomallooo.

Honest, I could have scripted Chips response.

signing for wellington is the current rumour

they dont live in falcon

if he goes he goes - he is a good player but if they want to go back home you cant blame him

it will extend his career by 2-3 years for a start

the weathers better

they'll have a good lump of equity in their propety

he hasnt really blew his money - still driving an 02 car

dont go but hey if you do all the best

It would be a shame to see Joel go if this is the case.

He's been a good servant for Pools

Pools have an option on his contract at the end of the season so hopefully something will be sorted. It'd be great to see the Porter and Mackay partnership come good so fingers crossed

Hi folks, so whats the latest on Porter? You guys rate him? I think he would be better off at the Nix, if just for the lifestyle though the standard of the A league ain't bad and getting better. Its only Wellingtons 2nd season in the comp and we have put together a very strong squad though we do need another good striker.

P.S. your all invited to the Wellington Phoenix fan site and forum http://www.yellowfever.co.nz

Cheers

A couple of people don't mind him but he's nothing to get excited about.

If you want a real prospect than look no further than a Mr D Foley, will cost you half as much in wages and is younger and fitter. He has already proved he can play at a level above by singlehandledy beating a Championship team back in August.

Not forgetting his was top scorer in a Cup competition in the USA no less!

Precisely. Many people suggest he has been better in the USA than David Beckham highlighting what a bargain you'll get for your 1000AUSD per week.

If he does go should we have a testimonial for him?

Porter is an Aussie, we forgive him, not his choice. This is club football remember, just look at Chelsea or the Arse. We dont mind where players come from, we just brought a Chinese international winger and have brazilians ( the players, not the grooming style ) aussies, kiwis, just who ever fits the bill. So you guys rate D Foley over J Porter?????? What Foleys 1st name?
p.s I'm only a Nix fan not the one with the cheque book

David

Thanks mate. Check him out on your site. No goals yet?
Probably need someone with a bit more experience but your site does give him a good rap. Joels knee worries are a worry though, seems to have a bit of history with problems. Thers a very good video of him on you tube. Joel seems to have some pace, skill and eye for goal.

If you take Joel you have to find accomodation and a job for his minder , confidente and most adoring fan. He is a really nice chappie called Chip Fireball. A very good footballer in his day and would do an excellent job as your youth team coach. He has performed at a reasonable level and would be a snip. You need to give this suggestion some serious consideration. You wouldn't have to give him a testimonial for at least ten years. All you have to do in return is get the Aussies to let us win one game of cricket. See you later er ..........cousin?

Is chewing a challenge? Mastication a misery? Do your false teeth let you down just when you want to impress?

Take CONFIDENTE

You know it makes sense

According to DW Joel has a contract that "goes on beyond the end of the season". Sounds a bit like a contract extension option. The bit about Joel is 8 mins into the interview http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/sol/newsid ... =1&bbcws=1

Dearie me ,I made a spelling mistake. It's really comforting to know there are those around who are always poised to help. .Now then 'is chewing a challenge'.
Hmmnnn............I know a few who..............maybe another time.

For crying out loud Mutley. Linford is not the correct way to spell David.

Forgot J Porter and D Porter.

R Elliott is the man you want. Ex Premiership player, brilliant left back, works hard and is an amazing free kick taker.