The First Thing That Comes Into Your Head....

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:19 pm

When you think of all 92 clubs....(nicked from another site :uhoh:

)....

Accrington Stanley - 'Who are deh'????
Arsenal - 'Highbury'
Aston Villa - 'Gordon Cowans/Jimmy Rimmer'
Barnet - 'Shitty Little London Club'
Barnsley - 'Leisure Centre'
Birmingham - 'Zulus at New Street'
Blackburn - 'Money'
Blackpool - 'A Dump'
Bolton - 'That Black Player Who Spit'!!!!
Bournemouth - 'Could Have Had Man.U If We Beat Them'!!!!
Bradford City - 'Fire'
Brentford - 'QPR's Baby Br'other
Brighton - 'Nice Town'
Bristol City - 'Getting Lost After Cardiff'
Bristol Rovers - 'Getting Lost After Cardiff'
Burnley - 'Turf Moor'
Bury - 'Bikes'????
Cardiff City - 'Soul Crew'
Carlisle United - '8 Times On The Train'!!!!
Charlton Athletic - 'The Valley'
Chelsea - 'Snobby Tvvats'!!!!
Cheltenham Town - 'Play-Off Defeat/Penalties'!!!!
Chester City - 'Lad I Know hates Them As Much As We Hate Darlo'!!!!
Chesterfield - 'Spire'
Colchester United - 'Blue'
Coventry City - 'Jimmy Hill'
Crewe Alexandra - 'Railway'
Crystal Palace - 'Vince Hilaire'
Dagenham & Redbridge - 'Daggers'????
Darlington - 'Big Ground That Will Be The Death Of Them'!!!!
Derby - 'Milk Cup 80's'
Doncaster Rovers - 'Belle Vue'
Everton - 'Church'
Fulham - 'Keegan'!!!!
Gillingham - 'Only Team In Kent'
Grimsby Town - 'Fish'
Hartlepool United -
Hereford United - 'Bull'
Huddersfield Town - 'Leeds Road/Huge Ground'
Hull City - 'Silver Cod'
Ipswich Town - 'Condemned 84'
Leeds United - 'Kathy Parker'
Leicester City - 'Foxes'
Leyton Orient - 'My Mate Matt'
Lincoln City - 'Sunny Red Hot Day'
Liverpool - 'The team To Hate When I Was Growing Up'
Luton Town - '0-1'
Macclesfield Town - 'Non League'
Man City - 'Jason Buttery'
Man Utd - 'Fergie'
Mansfield Town - 'Police'
Middlesbrough -
Millwall - 'Rink End Roof'
Milton Keynes Dons - 'Wimbledon'
Morecambe - 'Punk'
Newcastle - 'Never Win Anything'
Northampton Town - 'Cobblers'
Norwich City - 'Delia'
Nottingham Forest - 'Cloughie/Francis'
Notts County - 'Oldest League Club'
Oldham Athletic - 'Owl'
Peterborough United - 'Barry Fry'
Plymouth Argyle - 'Green'
Port Vale - 'Robbie Williams'
Portsmouth - 'Bell Ringing'
Preston North End - 'Having The Mill House'
Queens Park Rangers - 'Stan Bowles/Hoops'
Reading - 'Royals'
Rochdale - 'Coronation Street'
Rotherham United - 'Mates In Rotherham'
Scunthorpe United - 'Iron'
Sheffield United - 'Steel'
Sheffield Wednesday - 'Tossers'
Shrewsbury Town - 'Gay'
Southampton - 'Cousin Married A Fan'
Southend United - 'Being A Steward'
Stockport County - '3 Nil Down And Comeback'
Stoke City - 'Pottery'
Sunderland - 'FA Cup & Brian Honour'
Swansea City - 'Swans'
Swindon Town - 'Sitting In The Pub'
Tottenham - '82 Cup Final'
Tranmere - 'White'
Walsall - 'Saddlers'
Watford - 'Elton John'
West Bromwich Albion - 'Frank Skinner'
West Ham - 'Phil Parkes'
Wigan - Used To Be Shite'
Wolves - 'Terry Hibbert'
Wrexham - 'Darren'
Wycombe - '1-0 To Pools'
Yeovil Town - 'Somerset/Wurzels'

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:25 pm

frigging hell confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:44 pm

parmopooly wrote:

frigging hell confised

Darlo????

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:26 pm

Accrington Stanley - Where the fook have you been the last 40 years?
Arsenal - Charlie George
Aston Villa - Shitloads of FA Cups eons ago
Barnet - Are they in the league?
Barnsley - How can a northern town take so long to get to on the train
Birmingham - Jasper Carrot ('cos he was Trevor Francis's double :laugh:

)
Blackburn - Weird shirts, now emulated by Pools
Blackpool - Stanley Matthews
Bolton - Norwegian Blues
Bournemouth - Popping Cherries
Bradford City - the other Bradford club
Brentford - Nylons
Brighton - Anne Nightingale
Bristol City - (*)(*)
Bristol Rovers - Shirts twice as weird as Blackburn's
Burnley - Bob Lord
Bury - Mike Nelson
Cardiff City - Nothing, absolutley nothing
Carlisle United - Water water everywhere
Charlton Athletic - Bobby and Jackie
Chelsea - Fulham
Cheltenham Town - I thought this was about league clubs
Chester City - What?? Are they called "City" now?
Chesterfield - Bob Newton
Colchester United - What's the point
Coventry City - What's the difference between sky blue and light blue?
Crewe Alexandra - Old friends
Crystal Palace - Athletics
Dagenham & Redbridge - The Ford Motor Company
Darlington - Get your kicks on Route 66
Derby - Clough stealers!
Doncaster Rovers - Doncaster races
Everton - England World Cup team, 1970
Fulham - Chelsea
Gillingham - ICI
Grimsby Town - Goals
Hartlepool United - Kenny Johnson
Hereford United - League newcomers
Huddersfield Town - sold Denis Law for 55,000 quid (a record FL fee)
Hull City - Nothing, absolutley nothing
Ipswich Town - SBR
Leeds United - Match off, and again, and again
Leicester City - Once got to the top of the football league but every other team in the div had about 10 games in hand on them!
Leyton Orient - Johnny remember me
Lincoln City - stripes
Liverpool - second division team before Shanks
Luton Town - Mike Newell
Macclesfield Town - Small
Man City - Dennis fookin Tueart
Man Utd - SBC
Mansfield Town - Next please
Middlesbrough - Hospital end
Millwall - Walsall
Milton Keynes Dons - No such team
Morecambe - Wise
Newcastle - Jackie Milburn (the last decent player they had)
Northampton Town - Cricket
Norwich City - Yellow
Nottingham Forest - Trent Bridge
Notts County - Big catchment area
Oldham Athletic - Peter Blowman
Peterborough United - Gateshead
Plymouth Argyle - 102 points
Port Vale - Port my arse
Portsmouth - Pompey
Preston North End - Tom Finney
Queens Park Rangers - Scottish League
Reading - Writing
Rochdale - Institution
Rotherham United - Sinister
Scunthorpe United - Just down the road :shock:

Sheffield United - Cricket
Sheffield Wednesday - Bribe scandal
Shrewsbury Town - Fireworks
Southampton - Stripes
Southend United - Sarfend
Stockport County - I've looked on hundreds of maps but never found a county called Stockport!
Stoke City - See Blackpool
Sunderland - Roker Roar
Swansea City - May 1968
Swindon Town - Draw! :sweeeet:

Tottenham - League and Cup double
Tranmere - Castle
Walsall - Millwall
Watford - Elton John too!
West Bromwich Albion - WBA
West Ham - Alf Garnett
Wigan - Rugby League
Wolves - Old Gold
Wrexham - 3/3/62 ouch!
Wycombe - FA Amateur Cup
Yeovil Town - Sloping pitch

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:47 pm

This thread went down well didn't it.
Loada idle bartstewards!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:09 pm

we need nine(ish) threads with ten clubs in each, each week going through alphabetically. It's not like we won't be here in 9/10 weeks (I hope)!!

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:13 pm

Or a league at a time?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:59 pm

Richard M. Head wrote:

This thread went down well didn't it.
Loada idle bartstewards!

It took me 5/10 minutes to do mine....lazy tvvats!!!! :roll:

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:00 pm

MadJohn wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

It took me 5/10 minutes to do mine....lazy tvvats!!!! :roll:

Hartlepool United... us
The rest... them

Took me less than one :razz:

Mad John, you are truly an inspiration to us all :grin:

jools · **Posted:** Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:30 pm

I like stuff like this but im doing it for my amusement and not yours :grin:

Accrington Stanley - Milk
Arsenal - Gooners
Aston Villa - Graham Taylor
Barnet - Slopey pitch
Barnsley - FA Cup run
Birmingham - Karen Brady
Blackburn - Jack Walker
Blackpool - Drunk and disorderly
Bolton - Jay Jay Okacha
Bournemouth - Sunny Town
Bradford City - Fire
Brentford - Siren
Brighton - Another sunny town
Bristol City - Playoff defeat
Bristol Rovers - Gas heads
Burnley - Turf Moor
Bury - Jim Provett
Cardiff City - Welsh
Carlisle United - Sheep
Charlton Athletic - Addicks
Chelsea - Loadsa money
Cheltenham Town - Richie Humphries
Chester City - Hollyoaks
Chesterfield - Spire
Colchester United - Blues
Coventry City - Dimi
Crewe Alexandra - Dario Gradi
Crystal Palace - Andy Saville
Dagenham & Redbridge - Beat us
Darlington - Off Ass My Laugh
Derby - Rams
Doncaster Rovers - Womens team
Everton - Goodison
Fulham - Al Fayed
Gillingham - Neale Cooper
Grimsby Town - 8-1
Hartlepool United - Thank you for the good times :sweeeet:

Hereford United - Horrible ground
Huddersfield Town -
Hull City - Scummy fans
Ipswich Town - Tommy Miller
Leeds United - LOL
Leicester City - Foxes
Leyton Orient - Adam Boyd
Lincoln City - Imps
Liverpool - Good European team
Luton Town - Debt
Macclesfield Town - Shiit
Man City - Noel Gallagher
Man Utd - My PES team
Mansfield Town - Stags
Middlesbrough - Boring boring Boro
Millwall - Fights
Milton Keynes Dons - Wimbledon
Morecambe - Seaside
Newcastle - Poor bastards
Northampton Town - My birth place
Norwich City - Canaries
Nottingham Forest - Used to be good
Notts County - Mate supports them
Oldham Athletic - Hate Man Utd
Peterborough United - Barry Fry
Plymouth Argyle - Home Park
Port Vale - We always win
Portsmouth - My first not-pools top
Preston North End - Plastic pitch

fck it, ive had enough :sweeeet:

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