Need an aptly named gynaecologist?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22638

Try this guy, its genuine.

http://www.healthgrades.com/directory_s ... 3B8B34.cfm

E17Poolie · **Joined:** Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:35 pm **Posts:** 128

Seen this Tee in Marbella recently

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larlar · **Joined:** Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:49 am **Posts:** 16

A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Newcastle and sees a card
advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.

Interested he goes to learn more. "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies, "Uh - yes here it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the gynaecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions.
Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.
There's an annual salary of £45,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to go to Oxford ."

"Oh why, is that where the job's based?"
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