mr austinstad iv,e had contact with my good friend frankydourememberme ; he,s depressed
seems to think he,s been binned for one of your bunker buddie,s
i assured him apart from me you have no bunker buddie,s
he said somthink about discrimination against raspberry,s his words not mine

Now then Mr Jockthemonkey, Frankiedourememberme has been binned, he told Mr Mutley that we weren't the same person, I hope his wooly trunks fall down next time he's gossiping to Mr Mutley!!

as if that man does not have enough ailments you have just added depression

Hows the vuix going down, are you still mixing it with the coffee
Frankiedouremember me is still unfit for Cheltenham, he's just given me a list of names of all those that were on the freebie drink on Tuesday, nobodies secret is safe with Mr Frankiedourememberme, he's got the loosest tongue in British West Hartlepool

that is vieux mr austinstad i know you like correct spelling
and yes i herd the party was good in the millhouse stand bar at half time

Sshhhhhhh Mr Frankiedourememberme said keep it quiet, by all accounts Mr Parmo was nearly crying cos he was driving, but that's a secret aswel

schhhhh keep it quiet ye right my mate metal mick from cheltnam just been on the phone told me about it
guess who he had been talking to

could you not leave a couple of them young one,s at home and give frankiedourememberme the back seat streatch he needs and deserve,s

wanker (singular)