when we was on tour recently we played them silly games in the van to stem the boredom, you know the name game etc where you gotta think of summat where you use the last letter of the previous word...well we'd used up a lot of topics [footy teams,bands, towns etc] and we started on insults as a topic....when I finally got a 'D' I used your classic Dog Noncer to great hilarity...

anyhoo, lats night at practise we had a new song and guess what its name is??!
yep, Dog Noncer!


also they were teaching me the chords to another new song and kept on going on about the A,D,G bit. It made me smirk but I couldn't give away why it made me smirk for fear of revealing what a geeky nerd I really am...!

I wanna hear it!

we're slowly turning into the macc lads!

songs on the set: fuck you dean, semi on, dog noncer...

The correct phrase Mr Saltington, is 'fookin' paedo dog noncer' and if you can get 'mong jaw' into the lyrics, lots of Swindon Town fans will buy it.

or the all time classic, " I love you so much I've just creamed my pants"

calm down dear, its only a message board....

its not the knowing you that makes me a geeky nerd its the revealing some fella's user name on said message board is the same as them 3 chords and thats whats making me smile that would reveal my inner geek see?!

Mr Saltington.

I have always found that the best way to respond to his petulant and girly outbursts is as follows:

Fook orf you fat bounder!!

or

Your a proper wingin bounder now u dibbs

At least you're laughing at yourself!!