Johnson Street one way

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2471

Our lass has just been fined for going the wrong way down a one way street somewhere near Johnson Street (near York Rd)- it was badly signposted she said and theyve just nicked a pile of people doing the same thing. The sign has only been up a few weeks so look out for it if youre down that way.

Apparently this is at the request of our beloved MP Ian Wright who has his offices near there and who has set up a camera to highlight the problem. Isn't it gratifying to know that he hasn't got anything more important to do with his time...

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:02 pm

Accuse him of looking at your lasses mimi on his camera. :wink:

Get your lass to turn up in tears, and two of her mates who feel violated, check out the legality of the camera and donate the proceeds to Poolie Pride. :grin:

Job done.

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:07 pm

Mimi???

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:14 pm

Mick Tait's Head Bandage wrote:

Mimi???

Mini-Moo

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:19 pm

Err, thanks...........much clearer now confised

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:26 pm

Sorry, bit of Chinese...... :uhoh:

Lady bits..... :wink:

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:41 pm

It is Johnson Street that is one way Johnny and it is badly signed but as it says on German traffic signs ignorance is no excuse might keep the council tax down all these fines.

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:45 pm

Oh, you mean a snatch!! NOW i get it! :laugh:

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6471

Which one is Johnson Street then

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:46 pm

Oh NOOOO................... :shock:

MOD's a collaborator!!! stpid

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:49 pm

One must bide by the laws of this once great country. rolfl

Johnson Street runs between Thornton Street and South Road were the wet fish shop is.

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2471

Well hes not getting my vote next time thats for sure refred

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:43 pm

JohnnyMars wrote:

Well hes not getting my vote next time thats for sure refred

He didn't get mine last time and he's done nowt since to even suggest there is the remotest chance of him getting it next time.

He's a "yes man" more interested in retaining his cushy job than he is interested in doing what is best for his elected constituency.

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2471

Here, Here clappp

katcha · **Posted:** Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:34 pm

I don't like him.

I think he isn't very nice, feathers his own nest etc etc etc

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:43 pm

But what can you do vote New Labour you get lily livered. untrustworthy. greedy. left wing losers that most have never had a real job and sold us down the river to Europe or vote the torys and get the same. we are doomed here in the dustbin of the world. violin

Kolley Kibber · **Posted:** Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:50 pm

mouldy old dough wrote:

But what can you do vote New Labour you get lily livered. untrustworthy. greedy. left wing losers that most have never had a real job and sold us down the river to Europe or vote the torys and get the same. we are doomed here in the dustbin of the world. violin

New Labour left-wing? Are you joking?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37149

The trouble is, he's young enough to be MP for years...and years :evil:

...worse thing is, everything he gets involved in fighting for....he ends up on the losing side of ...followed by a political shrug of the shoulders :roll:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:05 am

I'd rather vote for a man in a monkey suit.We haven't had one of them for a while

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

It's better than a monkey in a man suit. :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37149

He's the pink Duracell monkey of politics... he makes a noise till he's turned off by his bosses. :roll:

Frank_Reid · **Joined:** Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:45 pm **Posts:** 473

PLEASE TELL ME WHO WOULD YOU VORE FOR TORY PARTY? LIB DEMS? LABOUR? OR WASTE YOUR VOTE...

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

Well Frank, your question kind of sums it up really and that is Politicians of all parties are out of touch with the people they are meant to serve. They are more interested in feathering their own nests and putting spin on policies that suit, in the main, the well off. One of the plus points of the media is that it has exposed politics and politicians for what they are in the most part - greedy, deceptive and underhand. It's no wonder we have such poor turn outs in elections.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37149

Frank_Reid wrote:

PLEASE TELL ME WHO WOULD YOU VORE FOR TORY PARTY? LIB DEMS? LABOUR? OR WASTE YOUR VOTE...

I think it's been well and truly proved that a vote for the Denis Wise look alike is the biggest waste of space, time and effort of all time.... he should be sat in the back window of some pensioners car, cos he's just a political nodding dog.

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2471

I have always made a point of going to vote and always vote labour as broadly speaking I agree with a socialist, democratic way of running things. These days there seems to be little to choose between any of them in the way of actual policies - it has become (like the USA) more to do with celebrity and which leader has the most (perceived) charisma, the same as in other walks of life.

This government has improved public spending - the schools in Hartlepool have improved a lot since I was there in the 70s. But at a local level we have Brierton being closed and kids who live right next door to that school are now being relocated to the other side of the town at St Hilds - just so Hartlepool Council can bail themselves out of a financial pickle.

Like most people I'm totally disillusioned with politics and politicians and probably won't bother voting in the forseeable future.

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:45 am

Just in case anyone ever round the area Ashgrove Avenue is now also one way. Runs from Stockton Road to Windermere Road,direction is in off Stockton Road.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:15 pm

Our street is one way aswell....but try telling that to the arseholes who turn in from Park Road!!!! :evil:

BTW....I'd say 90% of them are women!!!! :roll:

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