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Lord Smythe
 Post subject: 400 Not Out!
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:55 pm 
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A nice four miler by The River Wear at lunchtime should see me
chalk up 400 continuous running days!

400 days!!.... stpid

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P.M.T.
 Post subject: Re: 400 Not Out!
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Lord Smythe wrote:
A nice four miler by The River Wear at lunchtime should see me
chalk up 400 continuous running days!

400 days!!.... stpid




Why don't you catch a bus or buy a car sctatchinghead
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 Post subject: Re: 400 Not Out!
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I wonder who holds the record for most consecutive days for having a w**k :grin:

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: 400 Not Out!
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I wonder who holds the record for most consecutive days for having a w**k :grin:


My money is on Miss Tigga. bbolt



Cos if I was a bird I'd be permanently touching myself up and having a good mooch about. :uhoh: :laugh:

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P.M.T.
 Post subject: Re: 400 Not Out!
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Mr Ripper wrote:
parmopooly wrote:
I wonder who holds the record for most consecutive days for having a w**k :grin:


My money is on Miss Tigga. bbolt



Cos if I was a bird I'd be permanently touching myself up and having a good mooch about. :uhoh: :laugh:


I bet you wish you were a dog so you could lick your own dick :shock:
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Salty
 Post subject: Re: 400 Not Out!
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:58 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
parmopooly wrote:
I wonder who holds the record for most consecutive days for having a w**k :grin:


My money is on Miss Tigga. bbolt



Cos if I was a bird I'd be permanently touching myself up and having a good mooch about. :uhoh: :laugh:


I know! I dunno how they get owt done!

I'd never leave the house me...
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Salty
 Post subject: Re: 400 Not Out!
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:04 pm 
:roll: girl
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: 400 Not Out!
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P.M.T. wrote:
I bet you wish you were a dog so you could lick your own dick :shock:



No. stpid

Being a dog would have more down sides. :roll:



I just wish that I could lick my own dick without having to be a dog bbolt

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: 400 Not Out!
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chip fireball wrote:
i saw miss tigga on saturday. she was buying a monkey bizz off nottingham john. i think he short-changed her.


Did she have her hand in her pocket?

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: 400 Not Out!
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But wouldnt that make you gay? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


sctatchinghead

So does wanking yourself off make you gay Mr Wankaholic?

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: 400 Not Out!
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LDB wrote:
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But wouldnt that make you gay? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


sctatchinghead

So does wanking yourself off make you gay Mr Wankaholic?


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


You hadn't thought it through, had you? :grin:

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: 400 Not Out!
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LDB wrote:
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You hadn't thought it through, had you? :grin:


Well I had never thought of having a dick in my mouth like. :shock: :shock:


Liar.

Don't try to tell me that you didn't see whether or not you could when you were younger.


And I've heard that you suck Jeff Winter off for Pools tickets on a regular basis too.

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aido87
 Post subject: Re: 400 Not Out!
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[quote="Mr Ripper]
And I've heard that you suck Jeff Winter off for Pools tickets on a regular basis too.[/quote]


:uhoh: do you kiss your nob with that mouth ? :uhoh:
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: 400 Not Out!
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aido87 wrote:
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:laugh:

I can't. sadx

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aido87
 Post subject: Re: 400 Not Out!
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never mind sadx

i think puberty could be the turning point for you like confised
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Spender
 Post subject: Re: 400 Not Out!
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:53 pm 
If you get your second and seventh vertebrae removed you can, it's quite cheap as well. :grin: :grin:

Like, ermmm...so my mate told me like....I wouldn't know and that...errmm..like :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
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 Post subject: Re: 400 Not Out!
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riiiigghhhht :roll:
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Salty
 Post subject: Re: 400 Not Out!
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:26 pm 
Marilyn Manson had it done apparantly...
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