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Snowy
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Snowy
PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:48 am 
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Too late..I've just slashed me fookin wrists.. as I speak, the will to live is draining out of meeeeeeeeeeeee.


So this is Heaven? ..Danny's gone...? how the f*** did we get him as manager to replace him....? He's signed who on loan..? Aw this just gets better and better.......... Tell me St Peter, mind if I call you Pete..? ... how long have you had a season ticket for Heavenlyools Utd?...and you say the Borers, the skunks and the Mackems are relegated to the Hades Blue Square league again......? I think I'm gonna like it here... :laugh:

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Rain Dog
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Snowy
PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:01 pm 
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You know when you buy a two-fingered Kit-Kat and while eating it you find that it's faulty and that one or both of fingers has no wafer and is part solid chocolate.
That's a nice feeling isn't it.

Cheered up yet?

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Snowy
PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:04 pm 
LDB wrote:
No because I am on a diet. :evil: :evil:


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Ooohhh, me ticker........stobbit.....

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Rain Dog
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Snowy
PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:06 pm 
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So am I.
Actually I'm on two diets, you don't get enough to eat on one.

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Snowy
PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:08 pm 
Aye, and I've stopped smoking, drinking, breathing and eating with chopsticks.... rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

Diet..... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Is that what's making you depressed?? clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp

What did you have for breakfast and what happened when the sarnie cart came round??? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

Are you eating by proxy like?? :razz: :razz: :razz:
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Mr Ripper
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:10 pm 
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LDB wrote:
No, seriously, I am on a diet. :grin: :evil: banghead


Mug.

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Snowy
PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:12 pm 
LDB wrote:
No, seriously, I am on a diet. :grin: :evil: banghead


You have not addressed my queries you lying heathen. :evil:

What did you have for breakfast and what happened when Sarnie Sue brought the cart in?? :grin:
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Miss Tigga
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LDB wrote:
No, seriously, I am on a diet. :grin: :evil: banghead


So you won't be having any John Smiths before the match on Saturday then?
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Oi, You! Snowy
PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:56 pm 
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Miss Tigga wrote:
LDB wrote:
No, seriously, I am on a diet. :grin: :evil: banghead


So you won't be having any John Smiths before the match on Saturday then?


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